MEI : okay puppy gender exploration is when i duct tape the ceiling to u PUPPY : roof!
maya: "you invented a machine that lets you kill yourself from girlsmell" me: "god I know so many people that would sign up for this faster than the fagbag"
love to show up to work to find a mysterious wad of cash waiting for me from "princess boy"
"I bring a knife to dolls night and if you tell me not to I'm gonna publicly copjacket you" ok sis I'm sure that'll go about as well for you as trying to fight with a knife would
also we gotta stan the man for coming all the way out from Germany to Chicago to film the vid for Babydoll youtu.be/KVhCtFEQKIA
Ely Oaks - Babydoll
YouTube video by Ely Oaks
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the eagerness with which some of y'all have to shit on religious people for their faith, continually reaffirms that I will never be able to speak openly about my own faith with another trans person again
if you’re in Chicago I’d love for you to come out for the book launch— Sept 1 at The Whistler I’ll be performing my most ambitious spoken word set to date, featuring guitar and backup vox from @toomanymouths.bsky.social stick around after for a Q&A with me and pick up a signed copy of the book
once, a close friend told me if you know the color of their eyes it’s already too late 💙✨💞 my debut full-length poetry collection, coming Sept 1 from Raging Opossum Press (cover by Chris Gleason)
Orbital - Halcyon+On+On (Hackers) or Orbital - Halcyon+On+On (Mortal Kombat 1995) or Orbital - Halcon+On+On (Mean Girls) or Orbital - Halcon+On+On (Teen Spirit)
Name your fav use of licensed music in a soundtrack.
🦌✨MORE LIVE ERI APPEARANCES✨🦌 I will be a featured reader at the POÏSONS Reading Series in Chicago on Friday, November 6th! with an open mic to follow!
BBBB s01e09 Synopsis the remaining houseguests flip the tables on our hosts. Emmy get shoved in the meatlocker. bug meets the vampire glove. HOH ruiner kills u faces a leadership crisis when hattie uses the power of veto to remove remei's name from the block and wins her challenge.
it hurts me to not go with my darling 65daysofstatic (One Time For All Time<->We Were Exploding Anyway, specifically) but this 3 album run from AFI is literally heavensent
What's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
this is FIVE DAYS AWAY seriously it's such an amazing lineup and such a unique show, go buy a ticket and come listen to me answer this intentionally open-ended question in a traumatic fashion!!
Coming up Aug. 9! 20x2 Chicago: Where Did You Come From? Full details and tickets here: 20x2.org/chicago/
"we can stop cuddling and start bleeding now if u want" "𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨?!" "glad we're on the same page"
hi !! do you like dancing ? techno music ?? pretty girls ???? you should come hang out on my stream tonight at 7pm est !!! i promise a lot of all of the above !!! twitch.tv/krystalswords
krystalswords - Twitch
Krystal | she/her | Techno/Psy/Trance DJ | Tuesdays at 8pm EST
twitch.tv
scrolling the online gf store finding a gf i like clicking "add to heart"
they should make a Saying Goodbye that doesn't feel like the first time a car runs over your dog
are you looking for an illustrator or graphic designer? timber fucking rules and you should commission her! we're working on a super secret special project together and she is supremely chill and awesome to work with and so incredibly good at what she does
hi!!!!! my commissions are open because I wanna do more work, please either DM me for details for the thing you want or go to the link below. forms.gle/qNSKZXXAUaxD... examples of my work until i get my website in order!
hi!!!!! my commissions are open because I wanna do more work, please either DM me for details for the thing you want or go to the link below. forms.gle/qNSKZXXAUaxD... examples of my work until i get my website in order!