Do you think if susie picked up kris and repeatedly shook them really hard it would kill the soul like shaken baby syndrome

Get yourself a straight up dork

Nature is so beautiful

Creamed veg confuses me. i dont need to know this mushroom is creaming, thats quite gross actually

"Now listen up, in Try Not To Cum you're challenged not to cum. Pretty hard right? But the game actually contextually teaches you to hit X to not cum. It's genius game design. Try Not To Cum 2 screwed this fuckshit up by making the objective to cum!"

Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber@frostsheepy.bsky.social · 2d ago

Sequelitis: Sex

Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

Dog with caterpillar

Discovered today that boymoding is not really doable for me now, not because I've had 1 in a billion breast growth, but because I sweat so much I might as well be wearing a neon sign that says "look at my boobs!"

Mentally saw this image in Discord VC the other night when my friend was gleefully messing around with her new PC while my other friends were arguing over a Fortnite match

No, @melodynosurname.bsky.social hasn't turned green yet

soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)

Red really IS her color #PetraParker

meisho doto breast expansion moment

Don't let them see you cry, Bingus...

This is how I make music btw. It's reaaaaaaally time consuming

omgisme@omgisme.bsky.social · 4d ago

Still better than Beyonce . 😍

The stores have started putting out their Halloween stuff, so you know what that means...

This might be controversial but I think kids playing slop roblox games is better than them scrolling social media

At this point I just need to play chapter 5 of DR so I can confirm that Ralsei's pronouns haven't changed

I'm starting to think the reason roguelike is such a popular genre is because we just stumbled across natural game progression again. Like you just unlock shit by playing the game, like that's just how it should work. It's like if we had a music genre called notecore.

Trans woman: Um hi google id like to purchase a tucking gaff please um- Google: oh I’m sorry did you mean men’s cross dressing sissy tranny trap femboy tucking tranny goonwear gaff for men who are crossdressers

Never has a video game made me as emotional as My Stop Smoking Coach With Allen Carr Allen Carr's Easyway

Kindness

Hes training

STOP playing league of legends START drawing lots of lesbians (kissing)

Y'know, I still don't get how the Oral B IO is "dentist inspired". Like is that what your dentist looks like??