Godspeed You! Crank that Soulja Boy

(introducing myself at a work conference) "i'm going Pickle Green with the Ricks (yeah)"

this week i have been told i look exactly like both of these men

When i say fuck ai, that doesn't include digimon

(introducing myself at a work conference) "i'm going Pickle Green with the Ricks (yeah)"

was made aware of a new machine gun kelly single against my will and these might be the worst bars ive ever seen

blame it all on my moots i got it for hoots

A Goddam Virginian@goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 6d ago

should i get the garth brooks ska bracelet

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my biggest weakness is probably that i think lightning bolts are super cool. i can see the stupidest, douchiest motorcycle helmet but if it has like two lightning bolts on it say "shit yeah thats so fucking cool"

guys you just gotta trust me that i saw a blue jeep with Super Saiyan Blue Goku painted across the side

it happened again! different guy, same result!

A Goddam Virginian@goddamvirginian.bsky.social · last yr.

watching my boss's boss's boss's boss speak has eliminated any remaining shred of imposter syndrome i had left

Gloob morping

look good, feel good. feel good, Post good. Post good, ???. ???, profit.

i think we're ready to take on the Elite Four, gang

everyone is freaking out about this pull quote today but i was on it a week ago

A Goddam Virginian@goddamvirginian.bsky.social · last wk.

imagining any other cabinet secretary saying this

A hundred-person group chat is just a reminder that some people live such different kinds of lives than I do

the number 1 reason Bluesky sucks is that the median skeeter is a 42 year old cishet center-left white normie with a masters degree and the number 2 reason is your Posts specifically

everyone please look at Hoot and Holler

goofy goof canonically cucked horace horsecollar

i listened to this and my whole aura changed

Anime Sickos Podcast@animesickos.bsky.social · 3d ago

This one was so good. If you haven’t listened to Anime Sickos check this one out

i dont think anything highlights Bluesky sensibilities and demographics better than the fact my two biggest Posts on here are about Katy Perry and Jonah Hill

It’s me I’m like a lot of Americans I ✅support same sex marriage ✅care about the environment ✅will grind society’s bones to a powder through unchecked free market economics and key-jangling propaganda to avoid paying a single dollar of my taxes

voted for Duffin. beyer is good but too "let good things happen" vs fight for them. mo also seems good but his big policy issue is M4A, which, great, but cmon that isnt going to be relevant in the next 2 years. Duffin is single issue (rehire feds) but its a good and realistic issue to focus on

WTOP News@wtopnews.bsky.social · 7d ago

Could a challenger unseat Don Beyer? What to know about competitive races ahead of primaries in Va.

POLLS ARE OPEN IN VIRGINIA

~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 3d ago

Hey if you live in Virginia there is a primary election tomorrow, August 4! Statewide, there is a R primary for Senate. There are some congressional primaries for D and/or R. There are also many local primaries for D and/or R. Check the Virginia elections site to see what the primaries are for you!

missed connections: we locked eyes as the cops dragged me out of the staples mill chipotle for using my burrito like a fleshlite. would love a chance to eat guacamole off your taint

I hate it here so fucking much