nothing ever shook me as hard as when my mom saw me dancing at my wedding and said “oh, you learned rhythm!”
bobby
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if he tried that shit in the 90s people would have taken potshots at the plane
I joke about this, but for real: are y’all just inventing new white people? Who is this????
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayThis is embarrassing
these hoes mad at megan’s law
Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppyhaze.bsky.social · yesterdayNicki Minaj is attacking Hochul because her brother, Jelani Maraj, was convicted of repeatedly raping his 11-year old stepdaughter in Long Island on STATE charges, not Federal, which means Trump can't pardon him and of course, Hochul won't either nydailynews.com/2017/11/09/n...
only one person ever tried to bully me. it went on for a few weeks in 7th grade, until i attacked him in the middle of gym class while calling him a son of a bitch. he stopped after that, and moved away a few months later
Kindra Cotton@kindracotton.com · yesterdayIF YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH BULLIES: Did hitting them/fighting back get them to back off? 🤔
people magazine should have named zohran the sexiest man alive because it's true and it would piss off the worst people
congratulations to the next governor of florida, flávio bolsonaro
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 3d agoArgentine media says he may have crossed into Argentina to board a private jet to the US. An ally denied he had left Brazil. The investigation follows a Supreme Court order revoking his passports and banning him from leaving the country.
I’m watching a Halloween baking show and just laughed so hard I took pictures of my television
“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god
churro@churropdx.bsky.social · 3d agowe are fucking cooked www.apartmenttherapy.com/ai-advice-or...
it would be nice if all of these people went to prison forever
“Flávio has given up,” an adviser to the Bolsonaro family told me. “He’s terrified. He is worried his father will die in jail, that he himself will be jailed this week and that he may have a long prison term ahead.”
Bolsonaro effectively concedes in Brazil after Trump suggests he won’t help
Trump says the presidential election looked “rigged” but did not say he planned to intervene on behalf of the right-wing politician.
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All politicians are my opps bc i feel that is the appropriate way to be a citizen in a democracy however he makes it difficult sometimes
"Under Brazilian federal law, all legislators have immunity...To run for President, Bolsonaro decided not to run for his Senate seat. Now, after losing the Presidential election, he no longer has legislative immunity when his Senate term expires in January 2027." Very Special Episode of no amnesty
Mike Elk@mikeelk.bsky.social · 3d agoFlávio Bolsonaro had his passport confiscated by the Brazilian fed police as his brother Eduardo told him to flee to the US. He is tied to paramilitary gangs, is being investigated & lost his legislative immunity when he left the Senate to run for president. paydayreport.com/brazilian-fe...
Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old
argentinian TV roasting the fuck out of bolsonaro LMAO - the loser speaks - family tradition: complaining about the results - a classic: the right alleges fraud
Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
This just hit the @reuters.com wire: BRAZIL'S LULA REELECTED PRESIDENT IN RUNOFF VOTE, DATAFOLHA PROJECTS
i also thought the cheesecake factory was a luxury restaurant, but then i turned 8 years old
Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · 5d agoTHE FACTORY
ok now i’m invested in this youtuber drama because oh my god
Vivienne (formerly BillThePony)@billthepony.bsky.social · 6d agoAdditionally, if you were not aware earlier this year, Klein got this large tattoo of his wife The drama Queen in me wonders if this is around the time the affair had begun
the anti-new york betrayal of my local, walking distance, 24/7 mcdonald’s only allowing drive-thru or delivery orders late night
the silent torture of crushing your balls in tight bar seating