I just got invited to a fundraising gala?

Cute Goma and Peach Blushing

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I’m kind of upset. Someone who knows I am a recovering alcoholic and don’t drink offered me chocolates last night, and I ate it not knowing it had bourbon in it. I’m okay but really frustrated because I feel like I’ve broken my perfect record.

My favorite part of teaching is that moment that a kid realizes they can read independently. Today a student was running around to everyone saying, “Did you know I can read books!?” It was perfect.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

I’ll be so glad when this week is over. Catching up from being sick, report cards, fall festival preparations, finalizing quarter projects… I’m pooped.

Me trying to find hoola hoops for a game at work tomorrow. Guess it’s @kesswylie.kess.co

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Last thing about this fake flying car garbage because like Dumb fucks are gonna drive off of roads and bridges and die. And while I’m fine with that there will definitely be some innocent casualties.

I applied to run Wizard’s Tower events again. The one thing left in Magic that brings me joy is shared deck formats. 💜

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In Magic, there are so many ways to express ourselves through customized art, tokens, and alters, making a deck of cards into a tiny art gallery full of memories -- and our community artists are essential to that ❤️ Tag some lovely talented folks below, and remind them to apply!

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Oh man my Halloween glam

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I haven’t even played it but like Biddy Blas Scrib Doon.

Does anyone wanna go to Celebration with me? I have an extra four day pass.

Is this what arsenal fans call themselves? Like idk about that yall

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

I’ve been sick. Had a substitute yesterday who left a note about kids not behaving so they took away all of recess. Like are you for real? 🫠

This is kinda vulnerable but like... I hate getting wet. Like rain and swimming and showers. I think it's the feeling of my hair being wet, maybe? But I have to schedule showering on my daily tasks because I hate it soooo much. I mean, clearly, I shower. But I fucking hate it and I don't know why.

u could spend a shit load of $ to get a boostie that tells u you're daddy hasbros bestest little consumer along with giving you a handful of cards that are just fine OR u could pay me a reasonable amount of $ for a alter of ur choice + Tokens + direct & public messages expressing my sincere thanks

Stonks Up Meme: Market Gains

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So I felt like shit all weekend. Started to get a sore throat Saturday night. Took the day off and went to the doctor, afraid I had one of the myriad things going around. I have an ear infection in my deaf ear. Like, bro, it’s such a shitty ear. Causing all this trouble for nothing.

I actually just hate some people for no reason. I’m working on that. But like perfectly normal (I assume) people will say one cringe thing and I will hate them forever.

Slowly becoming a morning person like wtf

I am grateful to have work that gives me a meaningful purpose in life.

No big deal. It’s just 3am. Just three oclock in the morning and my cats decided I needed to be awake. This is cool. This is totally fine.

Tasha Suri wrote a new book. You know what that means? More lesbian fantasy for meeee