Jack Stauber’s OPAL

Haus of Decline@hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3h ago

TWOBOX Shoebox was easily some of the most fun I’ve ever had at a Magic event and you should 100% book the time off now

Shoebox@shoebox.gg · 3h ago

You may have heard some rumblings through the leylines this week. 👀 And we're happy to report... the rumblings are TRUE. Shoebox is BACK in 2027, and we hope to see you all there June 25th - 27th! 🎉 Stay tuned for important dates, badge info, and much more!

Hey y’all! I was able to pay my phone for last month & some small bills, but I still have this months bills to take care of! If you want something truly one-of-a-kind for your #MTG collection please DM me!! I’m always glad to talk ideas :) Hope yall are doing ok! Like & share! It really helps!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 5d ago

Hey yall! I SERIOUSLY need to make 350-450$ YESTERDAY. my phone is about to be turned off & i have other bills not been able to pay, let alone trying to save up going to @cmdrsealed.bsky.social Please DM me if youre thinking about getting a custom quiver, logo, #MTG alter, or other art from me!

Dang a lot of these new commander cards are perfect for Block:CMD (once/if they get added to that search lol). Not all of them are playable, but there’s a lot where all the tools are available to make something that’s just pure commander joy lol

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 4w ago

with all the memes on new #MTG formats, most being really stupid, im reminded of my own new format! its called Block:CMD (block commander). its only of cards printed in official commander products only 2 cards are banned being sol ring & karakas heres an example list moxfield.com/decks/Pk-mSn...

Hey y’all! I was able to pay my phone for last month & some small bills, but I still have this months bills to take care of! If you want something truly one-of-a-kind for your #MTG collection please DM me!! I’m always glad to talk ideas :) Hope yall are doing ok! Like & share! It really helps!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 4w ago

got my discord back, but i still NEED money! heres a moxfield list of some cards i have available to alter :) If ya want a #MTG card on the list below altered itll save us a decent amount of $ with shipping & time spent waiting Interested? DM me! moxfield.com/decks/049vGL... Like & share!

Made this Emeria Sheperd for @gaybassproshop.bsky.social ! This turned out really cool & it was really fun returning to my B&W style :) what do yall think of it? want a one-of-a-kind #MTG alter for yourself? want to support a seriously struggling artist? Check out below! Like & share!

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 4w ago

got my discord back, but i still NEED money! heres a moxfield list of some cards i have available to alter :) If ya want a #MTG card on the list below altered itll save us a decent amount of $ with shipping & time spent waiting Interested? DM me! moxfield.com/decks/049vGL... Like & share!

I did it. I made my first Bracket 1 EDH deck. Pacifism is my fave #MTG card & I've been hoping for a Grakk Card for years. The important notes for the deck - you must never attack - block only when absolutely necessary - there is no way to win, only a way to survive moxfield.com/decks/70RT84...

The Pacifism Deck (Bracket 1 EDH) - Commander (Grakk the Pacifist)

A Commander deck featuring Grakk the Pacifist by Beyond The Machina • View on Moxfield

moxfield.com

This was such a gorgeous/fun alter! ❤️

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 3h ago

Remastered some old #MTG alter vids I’ll be sharing through the days :) This is was for @ryan.wubrgsky.org and I’m super proud of how it turned out! What do yall think? Want an alter similar? I have a ton of options! DM me! Like & share plz!

Remastered some old #MTG alter vids I’ll be sharing through the days :) This is was for @ryan.wubrgsky.org and I’m super proud of how it turned out! What do yall think? Want an alter similar? I have a ton of options! DM me! Like & share plz!

i WILL be here and i WILL be firing my cube all weekend if you've ever wanted to crack 2 black lotuses and cast a shivan dragon on turn 1 :3

Shoebox@shoebox.gg · 3h ago

You may have heard some rumblings through the leylines this week. 👀 And we're happy to report... the rumblings are TRUE. Shoebox is BACK in 2027, and we hope to see you all there June 25th - 27th! 🎉 Stay tuned for important dates, badge info, and much more!

(Nearly) CIB Tales of Symphonia Gamecube for sale! Includes box, DOL-001 Gamecube with matching controller & Game Boy player, Game Boy disc & most of the original internal packaging. Missing the game that was originally included. Box has some wear & tear. $750 shipped OBO

The Amazing Digital Circus - Jax [Night Whisper] alter #theamazingdigitalcircus #mtgalter #MagicTheGathering

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Billy Corgan is moderately evil Grant Morrison

absolutely sauceless video, unlike the proposed grocery stores which presumably will be full of sauce for the lovely folks of NYC to purchase at affordable prices because that's a genuinely good idea, actually

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.

I wrote a Primer for it! Its pretty simple but it gets the point across :)

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 21h ago

I did it. I made my first Bracket 1 EDH deck. Pacifism is my fave #MTG card & I've been hoping for a Grakk Card for years. The important notes for the deck - you must never attack - block only when absolutely necessary - there is no way to win, only a way to survive moxfield.com/decks/70RT84...

Maybe low bracket EDH *is* a mistake

Beyond the Machina!@beyondthemachina.bsky.social · 21h ago

I did it. I made my first Bracket 1 EDH deck. Pacifism is my fave #MTG card & I've been hoping for a Grakk Card for years. The important notes for the deck - you must never attack - block only when absolutely necessary - there is no way to win, only a way to survive moxfield.com/decks/70RT84...

I did it. I made my first Bracket 1 EDH deck. Pacifism is my fave #MTG card & I've been hoping for a Grakk Card for years. The important notes for the deck - you must never attack - block only when absolutely necessary - there is no way to win, only a way to survive moxfield.com/decks/70RT84...

The Pacifism Deck (Bracket 1 EDH) - Commander (Grakk the Pacifist)

A Commander deck featuring Grakk the Pacifist by Beyond The Machina • View on Moxfield

moxfield.com

Video of the swamp above. My lightning isn’t great so I did a little bit of digital tinkering, but only a bit. I think it turned out really cool & I can’t wait for Kathleen to get it. Want something similar for your own #MTG collection? DM me :)

The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.

Prerelease is this Friday and I would really like to attend so I'm opening up for 2 Tux Alter commissions! Any style! DMs are open!

Foxnoctom@foxnoctom.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Commission Pricelist!!! Hello! I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist! I've painted Thousands of Alters for Clients All over the world! I paint Primarily using Acrylics and All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted! Check Replies for MORE Examples of my work!

Watch how fast I can chuck this squirrel at you. Fling #mtgalters #squirrel

okay this is cool good job wotc

This is the face of a creature who has never known hardship from the day she left the kennel.

You should really go turn your copy of @cascadecascade.com to page 56 :)

Interesting MTG Art@interestingmtg.bsky.social · 2d ago

The reason I'm making this face is because there's a comic by @myhandsareblank.bsky.social in there, and *of course* the punchline it it got me lol

Once again for those at the back: ‘Don’t speak ill of the dead’ is about your great aunt Elsie, who liked a long gin with a short tonic at elevenses, and blew your inheritance money betting on the horses. Speaking ill of absolute monsters is a moral obligation, actually.

Damn that was quick. Unsure if I want to do more. I'm quite happy with how he sits. Was tempted to outline his gasses but honestly that kinda defeats the point. Thoughts?

Trentyn, just Trentyn (he/him)@trentyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Been really struggling with my mental health the last few weeks so painting has been slow but I'm excited about this WIP that I'm getting close to finishing 😊

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky

Wall-e Ta Da

ALT: Wall-e Ta Da

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hrVst-m00n, Angelus ex Machina@hrvst-m00n.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky