"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Callie
@bomgaars.bsky.social
(she/they). TTRPG designer, medievalist, dice rolling enthusiast.
Narrator: "The Confederate forces continued their preparations, but still General McClellan refused to advance." Shelby Foote: "Now one time I saw a gator chowin down on a hush puppy, if you c'n believe it." [Smiles into the camera for 3 seconds] "Pshaw!"
Sorry i meant to say we need more celebrities to donate $100 million to suicide hotlines so we can call someone who will beg us not to kill ourselves when the state takes away our medication and housing, and then send the cops to our home if we say the wrong series of words. My bad.
Pouring one of these in my coffee in the morning so I can start the day off right with da LORD
mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · last wk.apparently Walmart sells Holy Communion? that makes it so much easier!! you can skip all the boring parts and go right to the good stuff
Just trying to post pictures of a warhammer dude I painted and Bluesky keeps eating the posts. I do not have the energy to re-write the caption and alt-text a third time, I am wasting precious baby-nap time. Fuck this stupid webbed site.
"I wouldn't bother calling for help, Mr. Trudeau. I think you'll find your girlfriend is a bit... BOTTLED UP! MWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social · last wk.Me: I had the WORST day. Nothing can come close Katy Perry, recently trapped in a giant bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage: Hm
You are not prepared for what is under the sticky note
Lucy Bellwood@lubellwoo.bsky.social · last wk.E. Nesbit, whose work I devoured as a child because I had English parents born in the 30s and 40s, wrote a book called The Enchanted Castle. It contained an illustration by H. R. Millar so cursed I forced my mother to censor it as follows:
"OK, everyone! Thank you for coming to this panel on the detrimental effects of memetic turns of phrase - or "poster's lingo" - leaking into academic discourse. In this essay, I will..."
Just canceled my DashPass and sent this email to DoorDash. I encourage you to do the same if you support D.C. home rule. press@doordash.com and ir@doordash.com
Tbh, it is pretty funny to say "How dare you accuse me of being insensitive to the plight of the poor? You must be one of those people who fake being poor for all the obvious benefits that provides, just like everyone else who disagrees with me!"
Baby is hiding tins of fish in the cat carrier - possibly as an offering?
Wow, if this IMDB trivia is anything to go on, I'm not sure I'm liking the direction they're taking things with Avengers: Doomsday.
Why do people feel the economy is bad when charts show the economy is good? Because we are in the middle of a paradigm shift about what people's definition of a "good" economy is.
[Getting devoured by unseelie fey at the McDonald's-o'-the-wisp]: "So I take it the McFlurry machine broken?"
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 3w ago"there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see."
Mulberries are so good. If you don't have access to a mulberry bush, you gotta find one. This is my most silkworm-coded belief.
I take a walk but the air is acrid from another country on fire. I stop into a gas station to buy nachos - the last food not linked to cases of ultradiarrhea. On the radio I hear the president announce we've somehow lost two wars to the same country at the same time. I think, thank you capitalism.
A childhood spent digging through kitchen drawers led me to believe that melon ballers would be much more important than they ended up being
The average English shop looks like the offspring of a vape store and a pop-up ad. You'll see something that looks like the last holdout in a derelict food court but also simultaneously looks like the physical embodiment of a phishing scam, but it's actually a beloved local chain with 200 locations.
This hands across the aisle shit needs to fucking die. You are reaching out to monsters and murderers. You need to be shitcanned. We are fighting for our lives and you’re calling it a fucking disagreement you absolute ghouls.
Erin Biba@erinbiba.bsky.social · 3w agoPrimary every fucking Democrat who releases a statement that includes the phrase “while we disagreed on a lot of things…”
Mmm, I love it when a woman drinks scotch! (The woman is me. Mmm becuase it'syummy)
People joke a lot about whether Tom Bombadil should or should not have been in the movies, but damn I'm glad Ghân-buri-Ghân didn't show up. Did not need to see that guy.
Check in on your pro-capitalist liberal friends today - seeing their earnest beliefs presented as fascist propaganda has got to be really hard for them!
Robert Komaniecki@komaniecki.bsky.social · last mo.This is an actual screenshot from the syllabus for this class. Beyond parody
