Tom McH
@tommchenry.bsky.social
I draw comics you can read here: https://www.noncanon.com/ You can buy the physical issues here: https://yourmchenries.bigcartel.com/ I also made HORSE MASTER: THE GAME OF HORSE MASTERY and some other games back when: https://tommchenry.itch.io/
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BILLY JOEL: and as they're strapping me into the electric chair, I ask if I can use the piano one last time. I had this melody in my head... <starts playing "New York State of Mind"> GUARD: He wrote it IN THE ROOM. BILLY JOEL: After that, the governor pardoned me. Whole thing took an hour, tops.
Tom McH@tommchenry.bsky.social · 20h agowhat I'm learning from this billy joel documentary is that when you find yourself in a tricky life situation, you can always get yourself back out of it by writing a legendary pop song
what I'm learning from this billy joel documentary is that when you find yourself in a tricky life situation, you can always get yourself back out of it by writing a legendary pop song
maybe the funniest video ever youtu.be/HdZ5WT9PTfk?...
Steven Spielberg Calls 9-1-1
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This like knocked loose some shit from childhood. The middle kid, not really old enough for much English sat down next to his sobbing older brother in time-out and just helplessly rubbed his back to try to help him calm down. Just pure animal concern/kindness. Fucked me right up.
get me away from here, I’m deadass@saramchenry.bsky.social · 2d agoToday at the beach we saw a lady yell at her kids so loudly and cruelly that I am still thinking about it hours later and will be thinking about it for a long time. I saw a scar being made in front of my eyes and could do nothing about it.
We have to balance our love of the children
get me away from here, I’m deadass@saramchenry.bsky.social · 2d agoMy lock screen as mentioned in the story the other night
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Imagining the miserable workshop situation I was in once where everyone just wanted to argue about how possible they thought the physics were in a story--no other topic could pull them from practical construction questions long!--and tickling myself with how this story would have gone over there.
Tom McH@tommchenry.bsky.social · 3d ago“In the Hills, the Cities” a real “this hole was made for me!” short story. Still thinking about it many hours later lololololol
I can't believe these fucking weirdos want to relitigate COVID on social media, the place for relitigating the 2016 primaries
Incredibly weird situation where a very drunk man is trying to get into the hotel room across the hall from us and has kinda passed out in the hallway, occasionally waking up to beat on the door and mutter to himself.
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
In this house, sometimes you married the Lisa Simpson and sometimes you are the Lisa Simpson, and that’s how that is.
get me away from here, I’m deadass@saramchenry.bsky.social · 3d agoTom caught me talking to a chipmunk and said “you are so reticulated aren’t you” >:[
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“In the Hills, the Cities” a real “this hole was made for me!” short story. Still thinking about it many hours later lololololol
No yeah bro thanks for the tour, it’s a nice place. Must feel good to be done with all the move-in stuff… I guess I’m just *looking around* sorry yeah I’m just trying to figure out where you must keep all your ramekins
Our very first issue is now available as a downloadable PDF for free / pay what you can. Print copies will be available soon.
HERMIT MAGAZINE #1 by Phil McAndrew
Humor, art, comics, short fiction, interviews, strange and interesting articles, and more.
philmcandrew.itch.io
FROM: ghost@nightwalk.gov TO: hamlet@denmark.shire FWD:FWD:fwd:RE: bad news (mom) check this out 𝐺𝑒𝑡 𝑂𝑢𝑡𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 >FROM: agamemnon@hades.gov >TO: orestes@atreus.house >RE: bad news (mom)
Tom McH@tommchenry.bsky.social · 4d agoFROM: agamemnon@hades.gov TO: orestes@atreus.house RE: bad news (mom)
FROM: agamemnon@hades.gov TO: orestes@atreus.house RE: bad news (mom)
Penelope literally dares the suitors to hit the back walls and only Odysseus can 🥰
The worst time I was robbed the police did not file a report because they assumed I did it myself and was trying to cover up property lost and destroyed for other reasons. So they were helping me NOT file a false report, see? They didn’t even tell me they did this, just took a couple notes and left.
Em, midly@lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4d agoIt’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
HERMIT MAGAZINE #1 is now available as a downloadable PDF on itch for free / pay what you can. I've been working on this zine for a long time with a lot of help and contributions from friends!
HERMIT MAGAZINE #1 by Phil McAndrew
Humor, art, comics, short fiction, interviews, strange and interesting articles, and more.
philmcandrew.itch.io
As much as radicals get criticized for being "unrealistic," demanding entire demographics facing literal genocide always maintain mild rhetoric and actions is an absolutely delusional level of conformity to expect. I don't think that gets said enough.
