How is babby spinch farmed

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pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · 3d ago

NOW has been compiling the most irritating songs for decades, but now you can use the logo style to "call" anything! The NOW THAT"S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! Font & Logo Generator is live now!

People should get 10 hours of sleep a night

Trying to spend less time on social media means less phone time, but also less sacred knowledge

Had a full nights rest the other night and woke up feeling amazing. I’m going to chase that feeling.

If your life is so mid, then why the crisis?

Just finished “Nirvanna the band the show the movie” and I’m just amazed. I’m recommending this to everyone i can.

There’s a famous person that I’ve never heard of? They must not be that famous then. (Deafening buzzer noise)

Shidding on the shoulders of giants

The Jealous Cactus@jealouscactus.bsky.social · last wk.

Somewhere there is a guy complaining his wife won't let him have a skull toilet

April lambs bring May hams

I had a joke about depression, but why even bother?

Mal@hollowverses.bsky.social · last wk.

I had a beekeeper joke, but it never generated any buzz

In booming robotic voice: HERE IS THE CHAINSAW YOU ORDERED Again, but the voice is slightly muffled behind the door: YOU FORGOT TO TIP

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · last wk.

For me at least, the two things I don't want a giant robot centaur with horns to do are hold a chainsaw and stare menacingly at me through a door.

I keep a crypt, but I’m not a crypt keeper

Ducking up my Sleep Score

Sometimes i load up this app and see a post that im pretty sure is funny as heck, but the dang feed refreshes before i finish reading it and then it’s gone forever

when your most annoying friend has control of spotify

When your little joke lands at the start of your dinner date with a laurel: amused bush

When you want to give them hell, but you realized you got them that for their last birthday 😔

Pair of dice: lost

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

Going to start posting some of the doodles i make for the twins and the source requests. And maybe follow ups when they color over them. “Fish for dinner” “Fish is angry”

I hope giant inflatable bottles don’t get a reputation for being bad for transportation because one person had a tough time getting to work.

dillo (yc)@dillo.media · 2w ago

got u kingo

He ain’t heavy. He’s my brother.

Just started watching Nirvanna The Band The Show and it’s so good Silly in just a fantastic way

Drunk me is just the sober me who is trapped inside this fleshy tomb

TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 2w ago

Drunk me is just the sober me who doesn’t really love you, man.

“There’s spore where that came from”

Karen Geier@karengeier.com · 2w ago

"poop in my gym brother"

It’s a sad day for a clown when they toot their last horn

I’m rotating the villain in my head

DOGBERT: what's got you so cranky CATBERT: must've seen himself in a mirror DILBERT: my boss took credit for weeks of work i did on a big project, AGAIN BLACKMOLDBERT: why not take a deep breath DILBERT: you're right... thanks BLACKMOLDBERT: feel your lungs expand

Honestly kinda glad Pokemon aren’t real