An entire administration of Sleep Paralysis Demons
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
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An entire administration of Sleep Paralysis Demons
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Crow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage.
We are at a dog adoption event and I think I’m about to come home with 37 puppies
This video smells like burning batteries
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What if it is April 1805 and Napoleon is Master of Europe?
Oceans should not be battlefields.
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Holy shiiiiiiit if you know anyone in North Carolina who may even know anyone who knows anyone who's been to an event by these people, get them to go get the rabies post-exposure prophylaxis shots RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, DO NOT WAIT, YOU CANNOT TREAT IT AFTER SYMPTOMS START
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Among the crowd of newsies you spot a hat around hip height of everyone else, then a green arm with a pen extends and a cheerful voice breaks above the babble: “Gabby Gobbington, Daily Gob, I have a question!”
Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC
knocked on my fucking ass browsing Tower Records in Shibuya and SEEING MY DAMN ART ON THE SHELF
A lot of people don't know this but in Ancient Rome it was actually considered really cringe to get stabbed to death in the middle of the Senate.
How quickly can I become a Doctor of Divinity? I need to become an authority in time to be writing about the Antipope in Tulsa and/or the rise of the American Orthodox church.
I can feel it, the Stupidest Schism is coming
Bernie Moreno on Trump’s comments about the Pope: “I was incensed to watch the Pope's comments. I think what the Pope is doing is a disgrace.” “It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political. Thank God my mom’s not alive to watch that.”
Bernie Moreno on Trump’s comments about the Pope: “I was incensed to watch the Pope's comments. I think what the Pope is doing is a disgrace.” “It's a shame that the Pope has made the Catholic Church political. Thank God my mom’s not alive to watch that.”
I've realized that job hunting and dating apps are depressing in the exact same way. Just firing off swipes/applications into the void and getting silence in return. Reaching heretofore unknown levels of unemployable AND unfuckable. Self esteem is doing GREAT, btw.
I find something deeply odd about the contradiction in modern fascism where the administration and oligarchy are both behaving as if they will be able to rule indefinitely while simultaneously openly stripping the country for parts.
If you ask a box if it is a mimic it legally has to tell you if it is a mimic It is the law #DnDCatThoughts
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?
my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
My Therapist: The Castlevania Stove isn't real and cannot hurt you The Castlevania Stove:
What is a stove? A miserable pile of gas lines.
Thanks to everyone who came out to see RiffTrax Live tonight and last Thursday! Hope you enjoyed Timecop (who is Your Friend).