And another thing: if you're looking to expand your gender-inclusive menstrual product line, consider pads with wings compatible with underwear with a gusset more than 2 inches wide
Debbie Downwardly Mobile, World's Oldest Millennial
@braindouche.bsky.social
gay feral pixel programmer I won't shut up about web accessibility, Dune, Factorio, Hellraiser, fountain pens and related perversions, cursive handwriting It is illegal for you not to show me pictures of your cat Trans rights are human rights she/her
CW: a person with a uterus complains about fairly short bouts of mild-to-moderate suffering and a metaphor of extremely poor taste is made
A question for traffic engineers: has the increased density of driving shorter cars had any effect on our roads?
victoria scott@victoriascott.bsky.social · 2d agoThis was a huge success and it was so nice to see so many wonderful people there, thanks so much for coming out!!! I was slammed the whole time so I only took one photo on my phone but enjoy
Kids these days really don't comprehend just how breasty the 1980s were
So I'm putting together some job interviews and on the dock are An Incredible Opportunity, A Place With Unreasonably Good Benefits, and Clearly A Very Regular Job. Boring and stable sounds pretty good rn, but the last time I did that we got invaded by the French and I got laid off in technicolor.
Ok, the idea that "they're trying to manufacture consent around Harry Potter" sounded a little conspiratorial until
Anthony Strand@durwoodclapper.bsky.social · 5d agoScholastic sent me a whole box of paperback copies of Sorcerer’s Stone that I sure didn't order. When I asked why, my rep told me they're sending complimentary giveaway copies to random schools that do Book Fair.
Oh, and just to be crystal clear so that there is no confusion on the matter in any way I am entirely a glitter pen girlie I don't choose to dot my i's with little hearts but if you say one cross word about glitter i-hearts to my glitter pen siblings I will end you
Watching the latest round of Popular Guy Revealed To Have Sex Crimed, and fuck that guy, but like... The whole point of this activity is that if he hasn't suffered consequences before, now will do. Fine. What bothers me is that these consequences can't be more evenly distributed.
ADHD&D Look I know it's not original but I still think it's funny
Building an accessibility anti-example and looking for ideas so I'm just casually scrolling through @aardrian.bsky.social to see what's annoyed him over the past year
"women should just kill themselves when they become terminally unfuckable at 29" is such a distressingly common take that simply cannot survive the light of existing in a world of full-grown adult women. I'd argue you're not even really good at womaning around until you're over thirty.
Dr. Catherine Strickson@brigitteempire.bsky.social · last wk.35 next week and genuinely looked older when I was 25
GOD I have so much time for crafts and exercising when I'm off work, truly a bummer that I am not financially prepared to retire at 35
Like many people, I loved House of Leaves and enjoyed a period of time just getting lost in the labyrinth and making it my entire personality. Good times. The more I read of his, though, the more I think MZD wrote one (1) good book, and that he's deeply derivative. And I find that disappointing.
I was raised a conservative, then I came out, libbed out. Then I ran a business that peaked at four people total for ten years and that made me a socialist and now I run an extremely small corporation and I'm ready for the worldwide EMP blast to send us back to the mideval autonomous collective
AND ANOTHER THING remember when genAI images were really shit in this new distressing way? Like three people did some super cool collage work combining weird ai shit to make cool new creepyaf art. You can make art out of anything. AI can't make art, you're just republishing stock photos.
sarah zedig 🐐@hmsnofun.bsky.social · 2w agoany artist who primarily uses generative "AI" to make their art is a poser. any artist who cannot fathom giving up the use of a technology that came out like three years ago in their art practice is a fucking sell-out. there simply is not enough material wealth in art to justify such naked laziness.
Oooh. Can I make a page that violates every wcag a/aa rule and still passes lighthouse and axe-core? Let's find out.
You there, the American reading this, unless you have a medical reason to avoid salt? you're probably not salting your food enough when you cook it.
hegelian vs predator@reachrachelkahn.bsky.social · 2w agoALSO another way fat makes food more satiating is by binding to fat-soluble aromatic compounds and releasing them steadily across the tongue (which, if you used enough salt, will already be primed to taste those compounds both bc salt activates taste buds and bc it increases aromatic volatility)
Ok, seriously, every three days or so, I'm followed by a man who has no posts or replies who *exclusively* follows about 50 cis women. They never say anything, at least not to me, they just sit there. Lurking. Is there a name for this flavor of creeper?
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
This is your regular reminder! If you use that fancy stationery or the nice yarn or whatever good supplies you're hoarding, you'll suddenly find you've used them up and then you can get more with much less guilt. Using isn't wasting. Using is enjoying and enjoyment is never wasted.
Honesty bids me admit I am sometimes a tad inky - usually just after refilling a piston, converter, or vacuum pen. But I kinda like it. I am a librarian and a writer and a scruff and we've all agreed I am Officially Eccentric so it's just a badge of office.
Things are going great in Trump's America
