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Mitch McConnell won’t see your posts but your clinically braindead friends will
reddit voice: Turdcunt did a really good series on this. OsakaBinLaden also covered it on his stream. if you want a deep dive check out Funkohitler's 17 hour documentary, he actually went to the infant graveyard
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derek 🔒@brainedimage.bsky.social · last mo.new york's new golden age will continue this weekend
Huh yeah why would they do that. Except you already said they're hungry. Moron 🖕
hope you don't mind but i had chatgpt generate some dirty talk for us. Hmm alright it says here you're a little slut
Hop on this task ASAP. This is your number one priority.
derek 🔒@brainedimage.bsky.social · 2mo agoI actually need a job and I am tired of everyone FAILING me. Attend to this task. Now.
I am a Writer. Getting me a job at your biotech firm is your responsibility, not mine. My 'employment history' is not relevant. The task is simple: get me a job.
Elite Caster@elitecaster.bsky.social · 2mo agoDo you have biotech experience?
I actually need a job and I am tired of everyone FAILING me. Attend to this task. Now.
derek 🔒@brainedimage.bsky.social · 3mo agoI can't believe I'm in the position of needing a job. But why is this my problem? Surely one of you will help me out. Okay stop sitting on your ass and get up and get me a fucking job.
I was very bummed out to learn all the hidden messages in the new boards of canada are zionist
whenever someone is this stupid you just know they're going to win the silent majority of fried, facebook mysterious illness terminal brainfog crystal lovers is going to show up in full force and elect this guy because he got questioned by a smooth faced man in a suit
NBC News@nbcnews.com · 2mo agoLos Angeles mayoral candidate and reality star Spencer Pratt sat down with NBC Nightly News Anchor Tom Llamas to talk about his crystal collection, saying he believes "anything God put on this earth has energy."
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alright but we already learned that doesn't work would have been cooler if he started a militia
Why are you wasting everybody's time? Get to work getting me a job. You're seriously dropping the ball, man. Get your head in the game.
derek 🔒@brainedimage.bsky.social · 3mo agoGet your shit together. Email your superiors, call in favors, whatever you gotta do. The point is you have to get me a job. If you don't get me a job you're totally fucked. Get me a job, now!
I can't believe I'm in the position of needing a job. But why is this my problem? Surely one of you will help me out. Okay stop sitting on your ass and get up and get me a fucking job.
why take psychedelics, just so my brain can show me a bunch of AI slop?
just brought thirty trillion computer souls into existence and subjected them to unimaginable levels of pain
TaoMike@taomike.bsky.social · 3mo agoFunny, not funny. Having nightmares about when this happens. Super intelligence may likely end us all.
I just tortured 1000000000000000000000 robots
Mike Fragassi@refrag.bsky.social · 3mo agoDo you want Roko's Basilisks? This is how you get Basilisks
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
news blast. the president has been smashed by colliding spikes in a maze one second later: the president was saved by an amulet and found a treasure chest
breaking: the president has been turned into a cream cheese type substance after being hit with a phaser update: nothing happened
The president's head has been exploded perhaps. he has been safely evacuated. he was pushed into a wood chipper . he is safe. the president was dipped in liquid nitrogen and shattered by a flaming arrow. he is now at a secure location inside a bag of his remains
interestingly enough, every episode of truthpoint ended in a dedication to a certain 'Bryce' will the onion honor his memory?
Bryce Tetraeder@brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 4mo agoWe have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
