Imagine how many fewer secret recording incidents Meta would need to fix, if its smart glasses didn't allow you to record people at all www.jezebel.com/meta-smart-g...

Hey Meta: If You Didn’t Put Spy Cameras in Your Smart Glasses, Maybe People Wouldn’t Use Them for Spying?

Imagine how many fewer secret recording incidents Meta would need to fix, if its smart glasses didn't allow you to record people at all.

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i will never not share this whenever it comes back into my life

The first Conspiracy Bill was Havana which reminded me of @kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social law and order tweet. I'm worried about going too deep on this lol youtu.be/MS1nRzZSe2k?...

The 12 Conspiracy Theories Bill Simmons Can’t Stop Thinking About

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This has been my vocal stim for the last few days

I actually think it’s worth looking at the replies to this, which are all ratios of “this fucking sucks, dawg”

Sophie Rae Lichterman@whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 5h ago

Even men you used to admire can be infinitely disappointing. Why LeBron why?

-Guns/ppl being shot -Breaking glass -Choking/throttling -Dead/imperiled children - Religion - Alcohol - Smoking - Nudity - Drugs - Someone getting punched. And yes, NO ONE was punched in B:TAS. What you saw was the wind-up, a white flash, and someone reeling back. Nothing connected. Go re-watch!

Since it's the anniversary of the debut of "Batman the Animated Series," feeling compelled to share this art by Bruce Timm of all the things they weren't allowed to show in the cartoon. Can you guess them all? Answers in the next skeet down.

Mary Jane Watson's famous debut line from Amazing Spider-Man #42 ("Face it, tiger... you just hit the jackpot!"), always credited to Stan Lee, was most likely ghostwritten by a young gay playwright named Ron Whyte For more:

A Swingin’ Surprise or Two

The best-kept secret in the history of Marvel Comics was in high dudgeon by the time he sat down at his typewriter. It was a July afternoon in 1971, and Ron Whyte, a playwright and activist, was about...

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Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · 24h ago

Tell me a fun fact.

Lmao do not put that shit in my obituary, just say that I got killed by a cow or something.

ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 6h ago

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🎉 WIN: A right-wing group tried to force Michigan to place a proposed constitutional amendment requiring proof of citizenship to vote on the November ballot. The Supreme Court just denied the request. Here’s why the amendment is likely dead:

Supreme Court denies right-wing group’s bid to force Michigan proof-of-citizenship measure on November ballot

The denial, issued by Justice Brett Brett Kavanaugh, likely means the measure is dead.

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COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out

i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit

almost word for word

Alexander Brown@alexofbrown.bsky.social · 14h ago

Robert Jenrick tells Times Radio Nigel Farage wasn't part of the donations scandal as he just had lunch. He said: "You can't criticise a leader for saying thank you over lunch to someone. I know a lot of slings and arrows are thrown at Nigel Farage, but being polite is not a crime these days"

I love the genre of posts shocked a woman looks slightly different without makeup but this one is particularly good because the biggest difference between the two is she is smiling, which this guy has definitely told women to do.

“Batman Returns” might be THE best Batman movie, but “Batman: Mask of the Phantasm” is at least the second best and it is Conroy’s most magnificently heartbreaking work

one of the things I love about bluesky, the website for 38-year-old “Deep Space Nine” fans, is that its full of people who understand that Kevin Conroy was absolutely one of our best Batmans

We Geek Girls@wegeekgirls.bsky.social · 11h ago

‘Batman: The Animated Series’ premiered on this day 34 years ago! (September 5, 1992) 🦇 Created by Bruce Timm & Eric Radomski. Voice cast: Kevin Conroy, Arleen Sorkin, Mark Hamill, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., Loren Lester, Bob Hastings, Robert Costanzo, Richard Moll, Mari Devon, & more. #OnThisDay #BTAS

“video games make you violent” okay explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then

this shit isnt sustainable

Jason, ex Inferis@benedictsred.bsky.social · yesterday

Gas so expensive I’m no longer accepting ass or grass for rides

Doug Ford: Protecting Ontario (Drivers)

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · yesterday

Drivers: Haven't you noticed we're all dangerous maniacs speeding around and using our phones? Cyclists: So should we do something about this, like putting in protected bike lanes and doing traffic calming? Drivers: No, you should get off the road and let us speed in peace. Stop being so entitled!

I genuinely think Bugs Bunny's reaction to finding out Playboy Penguin is actually from Hoboken instead of the South Pole after taking him there is like, comfortably the single fucking funniest line reading of all time.

I need the Looney Tunes to be absolutely everywhere again

Buddy posting the TNA dates cause he knows no one would want to come to one of those shows to serve him anyways

Ryan Nemeth@ryrynemnem.bsky.social · 20h ago

Posted for absolutely no reason at all: some of my very publicly advertised appearances from June 5, 2026 until end of year. *More comedy dates may be added (and advertised- everywhere- as always). You can also just call, or email me. Pretty easy, actually! -The Easiest Man to Find in Wrestling

Sneaks is on his bullshit

I think Sneaks found out I've been sharing him online, because I swear he's been Posing Doofily more often

Fran keeping the dream alive that maybe I'll just forget she's there and leave at some point so she can steal the baby foods

Ryan Nemeth doing Agent 47 outfit changes when the AEW lawyers come around. Man is pressing circle to Blend In.

This is apparently The Usos responding to Andrade's Latin Lover interview, which is funny because Andrade was criticizing WWE creative more than The Usos, and even said all of them had always been good to him in a follow up tweet.

Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 2d ago

The Usos: We Draw. That's The Difference. Stop Bitching And Do Something