What's your most obscure movie quote that you say all the time but no one ever recognizes it? Mine: "Well shit. Welcome anyway."
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You guys, I made pimento cheese deviled eggs for a lunch special today and they sold out and people asked for more.
Jaws is writing his own screenplay about the dissolution of the entertainment industry and his ultimate sadness and then gets caught in fishing nets and dies alone.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Guys, I got something to tell you. I was taught this in church. We're all taught this in church. This is pretty regular stuff in christian churches in America.
Julia Métraux@juliametraux.bsky.social · 4d agoI was today years old when I learned that Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand attends a bible study group that teaches that Jewish people killed Jesus, which has been used to justify antisemitism and associated violence against us Jews.
Maybe just don't create shows like The Apprentice.
Ryan James Dee@ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 2d agoIf Mark Burnett hadn’t created The Apprentice, none of this would be happening.
Internet: Polish swimmer Bartłomiej Kubkowski has become the first person in history to swim across the Baltic Sea between Sweden and Poland. Me:
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Quark On he runway you are serving solid gold press latinum. But in the comedy challenge you forgot the 97th Rule of Acquisition, if you want to profit, dont bore Q! You're safe
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Star Trek Corrected Captions@startrekcc.bsky.social · 3d agoWithout downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Treated myself to some fancy hand wipes. And Charli at Lollapalooza. Delightful.
I have a joke about Medea. It really slayed the children.
James Damron@runswindows95.bsky.social · 2y agoI have a joke about Oedipus, but who wants to hear about this motherfucker?
Name a villain who was actually right.
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 5d agoName a villain who was actually right.
everybody's quoting this with the guy from Terminator 2, but there's another side to Earl Boen:
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 5d agoThis coffee can has had clothespins in since before I was born.
Alright @midnightmasspod.bsky.social @michaelvarrati.bsky.social @peacheschrist.com I need help. Do you know of this movie and where one might get their hands on a copy?
The average republican hates you and will make their own life miserable if it makes your life even a little bit worse than it is now
I opened a new bar of soap this morning and the patchouli is fierce. It's like 1995 in here.
I thought the rise of therapists caused boomers to become the"me" generation and to live their lives indifferent to and even resentful of their children causing their children to end, the cycle of abuse and cut off the "me" generation. But what do I know.
Meggie Z@nutmeggles.bsky.social · last wk.Another classic case of “sucks to suck”.
