Chris Damasceno

@brasilianfury.bsky.social

🇧🇷. YouTuber, VA, noun. He/Him. Something else that makes a biography of sorts goes here but until then, there'll be content sharing and shitposting in between! My Links: https://chrisdamasceno.carrd.co

I am pleased to tell you all that after months of delays due to life, World Cup, and catching up on my own gaming backlog along with the full-time job...the editing process for the Havelange video essay has begun.

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Their MAGA savior got subbed on for the former coach's nepo baby, their goalie & defense are trash, they tried to do SEC levels of corruption in the world's game for a striker who hasn't scored... All to get belt to ass by Belgium's fake golden generation. Have the day you deserve, USMNT.

This is the real Neymar Jr. An irresponsible egomaniac with a career that reeks of failure at the international level and where somehow, someway, enough sponsors and higher-ups at the CBF deluded themselves into thinking he was hypothetically gonna figure it all out and help Brazil win it all.

Kai Havertz is the first German player to miss in a World Cup penalty shootout since Uli Stielike in 1982 against France. It ends a run of 15 consecutive penalties scored by German players in World Cup shootouts.

It was once an ambitious "sequel park," a theme park designed to be visited only later in the day. Now, it's been abandoned for three times longer than it operated. Watch The Abandoning of Celebration City now on Defunctland!

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