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Three of the most unpleasant looking mutants you've ever seen in your life: You wouldn't want a doctor in charge, would you?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5h agoJD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
On this day 3 years ago a man sent up a call for aid and his neighbors answered, giving us the greatest video of the decade. Happy Chairteenth to all who celebrate.
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
What in the Islamophobia are you talking about? Islamic doctrine? It’s the United States Linda. Get a grip.
Yeah, I'm following the results. Results of this guy's potter's wheel
I just realized Dylan Dodd and Dylan Lee were two different guys
There's so many legitimate things to be pissed at that we shouldn't have to set aside common sense to make shit up to be angry at. It was clearly optional to watch the ad he went out of his way to click on and the screen is literally telling the dude goodbye after he shut the vehicle off.
852dude@852dude.bsky.social · yesterdayThis sucks ass. When I start my car I want to be able to put my foot on the pedal and drive off. I dont want to watch an ad. A distracting ad. Right in the middle of my console. Again. This sucks ass.
She made him so mad he used a simile that makes sense
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 2d agoTrump: I am very disappointed with Jeanine Pirro. She folded like an umbrella.
To everybody who checked out @batterypower.bsky.social at some point today, thank you so much. This will go down as a hugely successful day for the website. I'm sorry that the trade deadline highlights included "Getting something for Joey Bart and Eli White." Get well soon, everybody.
wouldn't surprise me one bit to see a couple teams wind up in the world series this year
New Rockies FO has met the previously unreachable metric of "At Least They're Doing Something"
If you live in Philadelphia, I'm teaching a free class (with free stickers!!) on how to score a baseball game at Val's Lesbian bar next tuesday! Please come!
ATL Home Run! ${person|fullName|621566} homers ${total|homeRuns|621566} on a fly ball to right field. The score is now ATL 2, WSH 2 (Bottom 4)
my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
Women’s pro baseball game is on something called the Scripps Sports Network. I found the channel on my Samsung tv.
unseal your cards, unseal your comics, take things out of the fucking box. it's all just cardboard and plastic. fuck the resale market
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 5d agoK-pop star Momo is under fire after breaking open a vintage graded Pokémon card to stick it on her face and keep it in her phone case
most home runs in first five seasons with the Braves: Eddie Mathews: 190 Matt Olson: 177 Henry Aaron: 140 Bob Horner: 138 Wally Berger: 135 h/t @EliasSports
I love Frank Castle in an aggressively leftist way.
(Reassuringly) the president has the zoomies
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoSen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."
This is how Australian people pronounce the word “no”
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · 6d agoNauru officially changes name to Naoero