Zephyr is confused as to why we need two pizzas. Because Dad doesn’t like artichokes and Mom doesn’t like pepperoni-Sometimes compromise is overrated 😳😬🍕🍕#tuxies #hedgewatch
Zombie Frank Poole
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Hypocrisy is the Spice of Life
In every home there is a hero that is dedicated to preventing dryer fires. We don’t need credit, just a world safe from lint. #cathair
You know you’re getting old when you want to slack off from work and clean out a closet.
Oh Google, I love it when you tell me my session has expired in the middle of typing an email. #sessionexpired
It’s Bear’s gotcha day and he graciously posed with our youngest. I asked he for his biggest smile. There are 12 years but only 1lb between them. #hedgewatch #gotchaday
Bear often wakes up annoyed to find someone has been cuddling him while he sleeps…but I think he loves it. #catsofbluesky #secretbestfriends
Donut ask what your country can do for you, but what donuts can do for your belly. #CatofBlueSky #chonkycat
Sometimes you remember that many things-be they concrete or conceptual, that you love, hate, or fear in the world were just created by some other person. If you have living things in this world to love and trust then you know you have at least something pure.
“Please enjoy Colbert’s final shows,” John Oliver told viewers at the end of Sunday's 'Last Week Tonight.' “He’s the f*cking best. Good night, and good luck, motherf*ckers!” Full story: latenighter.com/news/john-ol...
Zathras says the world may be tough, but don’t forget to spiral out keep going. #CatsofBlueSky #Lateralus #tuxies
Mainstream TV news has shifted from “inform the public” to “don’t offend power.” The worst part is the tone: everything is delivered like a calm weather report while the country is on fire. These past anchors understood that journalism is supposed to apply pressure. Not host a brunch panel.
Wow…this towel smells like my Dad’s butt! #CatsofBlueSky
Tycho is very refined and will only eat illegal Ortolan bunting while covered, but Zathras just needs some cheap wine and a can to lick. #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
Reckon George Lucas is sitting pretty at Skywalker Ranch thinking about all the people who said that a blockade of a major trade route was a stupid thing to base a movie around?