I am absolutely the first person ever to make this joke and there will be no discussion of this fact…
Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
I used to have really nice relaxing baths. Now I’m in a constant state of anxiety that I need to shout Jumanji mid way through.
Had a conversation with my toddler that could have been an Airplane bit: “What’d you have for lunch?” “My dinner.” “Dinner like tea?”* “Yeah.” “What’d you have for tea?” “I don’t have tea. I have water.”
My kids have been binge watching all the Marvel movies before we go to see Spider-Man later. Inevitably there’s been a lot of debate about which film is the best so I made them this little widget to decide once and for all: marvelrank.lovable.app
MCU Ranker — Build Your Marvel Top List
Pick your favourite between two Marvel Cinematic Universe films, skip the ones you haven't seen, and get your personal MCU ranking from best to worst.
marvelrank.lovable.app
United Kingdom! Next week I'm be bringing my bad video game show Shit Arcade to Edinburgh Fringe! Different games every show, different comedians every show, and I even give a few away to the audience (games, not comedians). 5-12, 23-31 August!
Shit Arcade
5 - 12, 23 - 31 AUG 22:30 Shit Arcade is a comedy show in which a panel of comedians are forced to play and roast some of the worst games of all time live on stage. From ET for the Atari 260
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So we were going over the Casino designs and we just want to check, this slot machine, just so we’re clear, to use it someone has to use these gigantic pinball paddles roll up the wall and land exactly in it. They don’t need money their body is the “coin” but there is a chance of electrocution…
Please for the love of god tell me the Love Shack is okay!
Thinking about the Odyssey, one of the things that stuck with me, whenever the magical world appears, the camera always stays locked in on the human emotion of the scene. Never a close up of the sirens, a reveal of the monster, always how is this impacting the character. Good filmmaking, init
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
Film Idea: Old Man Paddington An ageing Paddington Bear wanders post apocalyptic London tracking the man who stole his last jar of marmalade and by tooth or claw he'll kill anyone who tries to slow him down.
Finally a toilet for people who just want a quiet place to pet their duck.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
David Bowie's Intense Look in Labyrinth
ALT: David Bowie's Intense Look in Labyrinth
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Daztoons ➡️ TAILS OF SUMMER 2026 (August 8 - 9) 🏝️@daztoons.bsky.social · 6d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I think the world is ready for a Big Trouble in China sequel that’s Old Man Burton.
Finally a toilet for people who just want a quiet place to pet their duck.
Imagine having a bit of a rough time at work and then you’re boss, who you hardly see, decides to use all their means to murder your team one by one, put the onus on you, all whilst forcing you to work late and not see your family. I guess what I’m saying is the ancient gods were dicks.
Athena watching me boil the kettle for the third time because I’m British and wasn’t directly next to it when it clicked off so I now assume it’s ice cold.
Athena watching me boil the kettle for the third time because I’m British and wasn’t directly next to it when it clicked off so I now assume it’s ice cold.
New parents: I know it can be hard and daunting at the start but don’t worry, I promise one day you too will be incredible at picking up things with your feet.
I keep seeing so many people moaning about the state of film, but I honestly think we’re living through an absolute all timer of a year and we’re just over half way. I truly hope this is the beginning of a new era.
Chippy Open, Uppermill, Saddleworth, painting by Roger Needham (Gallery Oldham).
"Do the thing you can do instead of beating yourself up over not doing the thing you're not doing" is honestly life-changing, even life-saving, advice.
Leiracal@leiracal.bsky.social · 12mo agoThis concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
By the end of the year I will have made a historically accurate version of Ebenezer, including all the muppets, using Grok.
This is one hell of a reveal and you know what. I’m here for it…
Getting back to my disguise as I click the “join meeting” link.
