Two fillings at the dentist today and the numbing has worn off and the Tylenol is not helping 🫠 he had to get all up in my gums to get traction or something idk but mouth is so mad. I also learned that CareCredit cannot be used for anything less than $300 so I couldn’t pay for these either 😂

Alaska Thunderfuck's 'Ouch'

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Hoping these probiotics help my cats IBD 😭😭 having a pet is so stressful

What if—and hear me out on this—we all made out more

I really just don’t like plumcots

Headphones broken a month after the warranty expired, how fun

bitches love to complain about how I don’t have more open availability in my work calendar to meet, and then when they do book a slot, they don’t show up! I guess it wasn’t so important after all 🤷🏻‍♂️

Colin Jost: 'You Think You're The Victim Here' SNL

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Respect the dead who respected the living.

This summer's record-setting heat wave is making wildfires in states like Colorado and Utah even worse. And to top it off, private equity investors are even price-gouging firefighters.

I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either

Eye twitch is back, just in time for the fiscal year

Amy's Eye Twitch from Kitchen Nightmares

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Trans rights are human rights always and forever.

The discourse on here today is so funny

Keke Palmer Reacts: 'I Don't Know Who'

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Still have a vacation hangover (not alcohol, just joie de vivre) and it’s ruined the little motivation I had with my current place of employment so imma need for a job offer to come through soon before I lose it 😭😵‍💫🫩

happy pride to this gay icon

Trump Claims He Never Promised A Livable Country

This Lego Utah Mormon saga is *wild* but also unsurprising bc acab

Sorted my week of meds and realized my pharmacy didn’t autoship my PrEP this month so I’m finna run out tomorrow during pride month until they ship a new one 🫠😭

what a splendid little weekend

One thing about me is that I don’t want to see/hear anything about L*na Dunham. I’m done giving her any attention and it’s pretty weird to me she is in the media circuit right now having sit down conversations as if she is back from vacation or something

Ass on the timeline? More likely than you think

Had some bomb Al Pastor and suddenly I’m revived

Double of nothing is actually also nothing! I don’t want to double your taxes, Jeff. I want to raise your taxes 1500%. I couldn’t buy a happy meal with “double” your taxes, fuck outta here 😤

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Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

Monday again

Erika Girardi Spaced Out on Real Housewives

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Circle 9, 2nd Ring.

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JD Vance: "There's a lot of fraud in the federal government. It's unbelievable how much you've been fleeced by your own government."

“I hate to bother you” THEN DON’T! It’s that easy actually

Not sure if I was being cruised in Trader Joe’s today because homie walked between me and the frozen fruit and his jaw dropped when we made eye contact 😅😅😅

Me when I lack umami

It would be really, really funny if it happened while he is in China 🤭

Okay I see the hype about Slayyyter now, just had to listen in my car a few times 🤘🏼