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Because you gotta. (hard as that is to do in the 2020s)
"Who's the bobblehead?" "I am, the watcher. I come to witness moments of great tragedy" "Then you come to the right show!" "DOOOOOOH HOHOHOHOHO!"
Muppet Pictures@muppetpictures.bsky.social · yesterdayHere's one of the ten Marvel Comics variant covers coming out next month to celebrate The Muppet Show's 50th anniversary. This one's for Fantastic Four #17, drawn by Giuseppe Camuncoli...
Impossible to recollect the whole circus parade of ops that gave us Trump in 2024, with Roberts & Musk battling to be the drum major. But a Trump donor turning the most famous Kennedy, a deepfake of his dad, into a eugenic cult leader—who ran just to endorse Trump—may be the greatest fuckery ever.
OK I hate resharing slop but this is so incredibly deranged it’s at a whole other level.
Anonymous@youranoncentral.bsky.social · yesterdayJeffrey Epstein’s unhinged best friend, Donald Trump, keeps posting AI slop while simultaneously losing a war with Iran and a trade war with Canada.
Also you're part of an organization that has sought to overturn the government in insurrection and thus under the Constitution are barred from holding or seeking elected or appointed public office. Any Republican who holds or gains office does so illegally.
Micah@rincewind.run · yesterdayif you are participating in republican politics in 2026 you are a very bad person who should not be in charge of anything, the end
Some people wouldn’t know what a Nazi is if they goose stepped on their balls. 
ellie lockhart (she/they)@eleanor.lockhart.contact · yesterdayThat’s right, you guys absolutely have a great handle on what Nazis are you
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A small village is having some trouble with some riffraff so they hire some help in the next town over.
Noah Antwiler@thespoonyone.bsky.social · yesterdayMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: An ape picks up a bone. Then an astronaut's computer crashes and he goes to bed.
Hey, check it out. Death came for somebody who actually deserved it for once. 
PBS News@pbsnews.org · 2d agoRatko Mladic, the Bosnian Serb general known as the "Butcher of Bosnia," died in prison Thursday.
The US provided nearly a billion dollars in aid to Palestinians in 2024. That number was cut in half in 2025. If you wanted to donate money to help people in Gaza, undermining Democrats by shitting on Joe Biden and Kamala Harris was the worst possible thing to do. usafacts.org/answers/how-...
How much foreign aid does the US provide to West Bank and Gaza? | USAFacts
About $938.4 million in aid was obligated for fiscal year (FY) 2024, the most recent fully-reported year. Another $536 million has been reported for FY 2025.
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱@djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 2d agoIt was extremely malignant how you got called a monster for doubting that the obvious botnet was actually going to help Palestinian families, and I assume that Molly Shah left this site for the same reason that Lyle Lanley left Springfield
Kind of fitting that they’re using a picture of the fucking chairman here. The one X-Men thing I wanna see adapted less than vampire Jubilee. 
Bleeding Cool@bleedingcool.com · 2d agoLATE: The X-Men/Fantastic Four DNX event slips two weeks ... but where is this heading? (Spoilers) #xmen
Hi there, uh, would you like to join me on a trip to Vegas? 
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tremendous content enthusiast@wuhanclams.bsky.social · 3d agoSorry about that
"why do they want Republicans to win" for the same reason that traditional media keeps lining up to suck hind tit from a male hog, because it's more fun and their jobs are easier, they're just a different, greasier kind of Media and you should hate them for, at minimum, the same reasons
Anybody who ever complained about Obama‘s executive orders can shut their trap. At least his orders weren’t stuff like “everybody has to start wearing hats on their feet” and “Joe still owes me $10 for lunch yesterday” Such petty bullshit. 
Ash⁷@arajellybean.bsky.social · 3d ago.....he knows he can't *actually* rename the lake, right? And that Lake Ontario gives not one single fuck about him?
Trump is scribbling on a map with crayons while the world burns
Laura Jedeed@laurajedeed.bsky.social · 3d agoThe Golden Age
So what’s the value of getting Donald Trump and the right to answer for a single thing they’ve done? Is there any value to THAT? Any at all? How about just trying to SLOW DOWN America’s slide into fascism? Does THAT have any value to you? Any of you? 
Remember if you’ve ever heard a Republican claim they’re actually ok with immigration but just want all the immigrants to do it legally, they were lying
Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · 5d agoJesus Christ. All green card interviews worldwide are paused indefinitely
Sounds like a joke Ron White would’ve told. 
Gillian Brockell@gillianbrockell.com · 4d agoI recall in the 1990s a Texan comedian had a joke that went something like, "My uncle told me, 'When I think about two men having sex together it makes me sick!' So I said, 'Well, stop thinking about it then.'"
Ben, please stop saying weird shit. My life would literally be better if you just kept your damn mouth shut.  www.comicsands.com/ben-carson-h...
Ben Carson Dragged After 'Joking' That Hot Dogs Grow Out Of The Ground In Bizarre Speech
Weirdo.
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@thegodshow.com Why did you take Tim Curry and not HIM? You sadistic monster!
At this point people are going to be radicalized by the amount of people dying that are NOT in the Epstein Files and I can’t blame them!
OK, if tomorrow, Bruce Campbell dies, I’m gonna go out and do what needs doing myself. 
I love the bow Ken does right at the end. I imagine that was him finally admitting defeat. 
Daniel Dockery@dandock.bsky.social · last mo."Day of the Samurai" is the closest BTAS ever got to producing a Shaw Brothers film. Bruce's old rival Kyodai Ken returns, seeking a hidden scroll that teaches an ancient death touch technique. It's a pretty good time, including a finale on an erupting volcano that ends with Ken's onscreen demise.
Anybody wonder how he went from being in British intelligence to the Wayne’s Butler?
Daniel Dockery@dandock.bsky.social · last wk.In "The Lion and the Unicorn," the Red Claw returns, we learn a lot about Alfred Pennyworth's past in the British Intelligence, and Batman travels to (and saves) London! It's a fun, but fairly weightless episode. And though it wasn't the last one to be produced, it would be the last new one aired.
Reminder: Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna vaccine for COVID.
Dolly Parton, who helped fund the Moderna vaccine, gets a ‘dose of her own medicine.’ (Published 2021)
The country music star broke into song before she was inoculated, and urged her fans to “get out there and get your shot.”
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It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
Dumpster, if you want that guy to leave you alone, why are you so desperate to be in his conversations? IYKYK
I was never really a fan of her music. It just wasn’t my bag. But I’ve heard she was a genuinely good human being by every imaginable stretch and the world is a little shittier now that she’s not in it. What am I gonna tell my sisters?
There's no way he legitimately won all swing states, but those who did vote for him again, are still at least 80% at fault. And we are all paying.
“Why does my ass hurt?” “Because you’ve never used it before”
posts inspector@pippy.bsky.social · 7d agoYou take the blue pill, you wake up like nothing happened. You take the red pill, you see how deep this rabbit hole goes. Also you get diarrhea. Like, real bad. We don’t know why.
Make a Band Bigger 500 pound Gorillaz.
Wes@storytellerwes2.bsky.social · 7d agoMake a Band Bigger Reel Big Phish (Two Birds, One Stone)
