Witch cackling with her mouth but not her eyes. Is anything sadder.

What if the USS Enterprise had big naturals

All timer

Heres a series of 12 articles of all the cut content from fvii that's been recovered

This is like when you get weed to last a month then realize you burned through 3/4s of it in the first couple days. To put it in layman's terms.

rich traditions@helldude.bsky.social · 19h ago

couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either

Most of it's not esoteric or occult tbh but still pretty cool find at the library

Pretty crazy there's a whole genre of yt videos that's just taking SA, reddit, 4chan, etc. threads and telling them as stories

Holy shit this is so cool. Very very much my kinda thing

v buckenham@v21.bsky.social · yesterday

announcing: picodevil, my new tool for livecoding visuals by chopping up video with patterns picodevil.com

“Frog!” cried Toad. “I am sorry for all the dumb things I do. I am sorry for all the silly things that I say. Please be my friend again!”

There's pomade in the bathroom if anyone's hungry for dessert

rat patrol

PvE zone [Player versus Entropy]

I coded a web app that xerox's your images for fun! Just drag an image in and play with the dials. If nothing shows up (or it's all black) you may want to play with the threshold (first slider). Press "S" to save the image! editor.p5js.org/Chaoclypse/f...

Eyy i should whine on bsky more. Got an interview for a job doing pest control working in national parks

Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry

*callback on a job app* do you mind if i put you on hold for just a second? *20 minutes of loud raid noises*

There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will beat you to death for your right to say it" -- 𝘝𝘰𝘭𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘦

thanks for the reply man i couldn't make heads or tails of it but do feel it brought us closer

Took almost 2 weeks for the landlord to get back about allowing a pet (after i reminded him a 3rd time. Kikkoman got adopted in that time. Bummer but I'm happy he got a home. So we applied to go meet Basil

These wild-ass deer keep throwing insane parties on farm land

RNZ News Feeds@rnzrss.bsky.social · 2d ago

Wild deer costing Hawke's Bay farmers tens of thousands of dollars - study

Quite pleased with the clasped hands

My current game rotation is FFIV, FFVII Remake, FFXIV, and FF Ever Crisis

#FFEC Summer Event

masuki@sakana0147.bsky.social · 3d ago

スイカの逆襲

I'm sure if you do it enough it starts feeling natural eventually but trying to play ffxiv with a controller is painful

Well turns out Clouds name is Pegs and belongs to a neighbor lol. Had a feeling she might just be using us as a second home. Oh well. Back to adoption

Job applications? More like..kill me applications

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Sure