dragon: check this out (creates a piece of chocolate bar by cutting an existing bar diagonally) kobold: woah... your a wizard... dragon: I know a trick or two :) kobold: wizards are so hot ... dragon: kobold: I think I'm madly in love with you dragon: oh ok

kobolds often enjoy biting things. it feels nice

taking a bath at the hotel room

Planning a longsword duel in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Make sure you don't pick a chemical suit with rigid cuffs!

Its crazyyyyyy how fucked the internet is due to AI, I think we can barely even comprehend how much harm it will cause

tried to log into my northern account, reset my password, still couldn't get in, then reset it a final time without "special characters" and all of a sudden it works now. validating passwords is a decision and a half, making that validation more restrictive but only on the input? wtf are you doing

Having been to Pembrokeshire, "size of a bus" is not really a boast. And if it's as frequent as the buses, we need not worry about an invasion of jellyfish

John Power Jr.@johnpower.bsky.social · last wk.

not now, jellyfish the 'size of a bus'

installing a browser extension so i know who is good and bad. knowing who is good and who is bad is important. i trust the author (whoever they might be) to make the correct completely unaccountable decisions.

I'm liking this cow onesie more than I expected, perfect combination of comfortable and silly.

just made my first edit on a community wiki, which was almost immediately reverted by someone else. right, I give up then lmao

ⓘ This user is kobold.

every so often it occurs to me that longswords in OSRS are one-handed, which is not how swords work

STARGATE ALIVE IN NORWAY

Shodan Safari@shodansafari.lol · 3w ago

ASN: AS8075 Location: Oslo, NO Added: 2026-08-31T10:58 #shodansafari #infosec

kobold: yay :} tanking is so fun and easy :}

I think hatred is an entirely proportionate attitude to take towards people who litter — it ruins the landscape, can even endanger people, and it represents an excellent example of people putting their own convenience above the interests of others.

So @thatmooguy.bsky.social is selling his fursuit as he hasn't worn it for years and his sona doesn't look like this anymore. Shares are appreciated! www.thedealersden.com/listing/ychs...

YCHSuits Highland Cow Partial Fursuit

Listing is for for a Highland Cow fursuit Head, Hoof hand paws, and Tail, by YCHSuits.The fursuit was comissioned around 2020, but it has been rarely used. The suit is listed as “See Description” cond...

thedealersden.com

im gonna be on channel 4, popufurdom here i come!!😎

The Channel 4 furry documentary vibes is just abysmal, I just saw the email they’re sending out to people and if you are one of them you should not engage with them

Now, unrelated to any previous posts about embarrassing images, here's a photograph that I'm sure @thatmooguy.bsky.social will claim he took of me "being a cow", whatever that means. Of course, this is a paid actor.

It's best to get ahead of embarrassing appearances on gameshows by reassuring everyone that the resemblance - while uncanny - is simply the result of a wide-ranging conspiracy to discredit you.

Moo@thatmooguy.bsky.social · last mo.

So I've been encouraged to do more "cow posting" due to circumstances outside of my control. Unrelated note; but any photos of me dressed as a unicorn in various embarrassing scenarios are 100% photoshoped, doctored, AI generated, or some other fourth excuse.

"nordmenn er jenter som er glad i jenter, gutter som er glad i gutter, og jenter og gutter som er glad i hverandre" mens jeg var hos vennen min i oslo, viste hen meg en tale av kongen. jeg husker fortsatt disse ordene.

I have now submitted a deadly serious talk on railway engineering to a furry con.

Your periodic reminder that the lithium content in batteries (whether that's lithium, lion or lipo) is not relevant to firefighting. Water is almost certainly the most effective extinguishing agent you have access to. www.fire.tc.faa.gov/pdf/TC-13-53...

something vaguely funny to me about how a lot of cons have an application and interview process for volunteers comparable to applying for an actual job

Kobold Online: The MMORPG

kobold: this ones called the priest but some like to call it the healer despite the fact theres no healing in this game. the little ones you have a lot of are the tanks because theyre good at blocking and bad at attacking

(playing chess) kobold: this ones the horsey dragon: no...! kobold: and this ones the castle! dragon: th-thats not what theyre called!!

Thinking about slime? Think again, worm! ❌ ANTICS BANNED ❌ ⚠️ FUN ONLY IN MODERATION ⚠️

Moo@thatmooguy.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Thinking about being silly? Think again, worm! ❌ ANTICS BANNED ❌ ⚠️ FUN ONLY IN MODERATION ⚠️

Underrated rap, got "Thameslink, London connections" in the first 20 seconds www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pn...

Dettwork SouthEast

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