Kind of fun to think about how wildly the value of a year of my working life compares in value to a box of GPUs’ and their expected work output
Before we go any further I think it’s important for us to clarify: which Lola are we talking about? The one from the original animated series, or the one from Space Jam?
recurring dream of the World Mall that covers the planet
Need me to draw it out for you, dummy?
Santana Abraxas@slime-golem.biz · 6d agoYou must answer the Swan's riddle to pass through the Swan Gate
Clarifying to the press pool that this is one of the times I’m using the wrong name for someone to be racist and not one of the times I’m doing it because of dementia
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7d agoTrump: "I call him Mohammad Al-Fayed. His name is Abdul, but I call him Mohammad Abdul Al-Sayed."
Instagram is the app for finding out which of your high school friends need money for OxyContin
This ruling class has no master plan, its all vibes
Belgian Malinois were bred to do policy moderation on early world web web forums
they dont let you roll on the ground anymore. someone comes pick you up
i think it's arrogant to say you "created" a joke. i think it should be like math where the idea is all the jokes exist and we just haven't discovered some of them yet
I feel a great sense of kinship with everybody waiting parallel with me at this stop sign but everybody waiting perpendicular to me is my mortal enemy
Me: does bimonthly mean every two months, or twice a month? English: we don’t have different words to differentiate between those two things, it could be either one. Me: what is a group of ground worms called? English: a “clew”
I heard that GTA VI is based on the life of Robert Moses
there should be a 🌳forest🌲on bridges you have to go through. on foot. and your car leave behind
We are not saddened to hear about anything. All sound makes us joyous