BTEUF

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Detroit has mastered the long game of just doing their shit until the opposition has run out of gas. it's masterful football all being run buy a caffine-fuled teddy bear who owns small dogs. They're astonishing!!

one of my first times in japan i was using an unfamiliar toilet and hit the wrong button and accidentally fired a powerful stream of ice cold water onto the back of my balls and i screamed like homer simpson