Jim

@btvjim.bsky.social

Animals. Booze. Music. Burlington, Vermont. Honorary Glaswegian. SCUBA Divemaster. Private pilot. Not necessarily actively. Species 5618.

So I said to the girl at the Tesco checkout, “Can you do this any cheaper? It’s got today’s date on it.” She said, “Listen, lady. Do you want the newspaper or not!”

had a delightful time biking from city hall to harlem today with a friend and thousands of strangers for nyc summer streets. take away cars from any space and that space immediately becomes 9000% more pleasant to exist in

Child: “Can I pet your dog?” Me: “Of course!” Dog: WAGWAGWAGWAGWAG No matter how much I try to train him, he refuses to maul children. 😏