Sorry my ass is so fat and my dick is so thick, it will happen again, envy-cels
*under my breath while playing elden ring* “okay but what’s this shit got to do with me?”
may@maysuser.name · 21h ago"every video game will be personalized to your preferences" sorry but artistic intent isn't an obstacle to be overcome and without it you aren't making art, you're making a technical showcase with buttons
"Blue cities" As opposed to red cities, like... Lubbock or...uh...1930s Hamburg
sis your fall fit is giving abu ghraib
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
When a beautiful girly talks about dysphoria buy she's so perfect she must mean dysmorphia 😭
for something in which a core concept is "skanking" it sure is a tremendously sexless genre
Imagine cisphobia was a thing "Nice genitals you got there, were you born with them? Let me know when you actually earn something for yourself" I'm just joking for illustrative purposes ...
He doesn't believe vaccines are unsafe or ineffective, he knows they are and is a nazi monster
Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH@gavinyamey.bsky.social · 3d agoRFK Jr is funding a grotesquely unethical study on newborn babies in Guinea-Bissau; ethicists, pediatricians, clinical trial experts, & infectious disease experts are calling this horrific trial The New Tuskegee. It is unethical to withhold a life saving intervention from half of newborns FFS.
I'm not the only person I've seen express being confronted with the idea "you don't love women the way men love women, you love women the way women love women"
WereRhea! 🐺🏳️⚧️@rheaphoenix.bsky.social · 3d agoBack when I was pretending to be a straight man, one of the things I wanted so desperately was to be a lesbian. I knew what I had to do to get there, but I was too scared for the longest time. If that version of me could see the lesbian I would eventually become... she'd know she was here all along
All of her kids are her "real kids" and by God she's gonna make them a delicious homemade dessert
JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 3d agoStepmom Creampie
The main project of the US now is a line-item vindication of the most histrionic and paranoid stuff ever said by Jello Biafra
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3d agoWASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
Call my fetus print job the way
relax guys, it’s still ken@isawken.bsky.social · 3d agoi’m deleting her number
Nice ranch valley you got there, be a shame if someone were to hide it
I'm glad that I don't usually remember my dreams Because when I do, it's shit like this
Logan@bulklogan.bsky.social · 4d agoI dreamed that Willem Dafoe was poking me with his toenails NO I CAN EXPLAIN! my cat was in my bed and he gets a little claw-happy when he's making biscuits So I had a dream about getting jabbed with nails when I was actually getting jabbed with nails And Dafoe is crazy, he'd do that
Tonight is the drunkest I've been in a while, so don't try to take advantage of me Hey, no, I said don't Haha, okay, up to you This one's for my CNC enjoyers
Amazing that someone who put people on the moon when my parents were children was still alive until now
Micah@rincewind.run · 4d agorip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
i have a garfield addiction 💔 sure hope i dont odie
lately, one of my partners is really falling apart. they've been disassociating and, like, groaning? when i ask what's wrong, they just say random words, like: "braaaaiins". the sex is great (they've gotten sooo bitey 🫦) but they're otherwise cold to me! any advice on how to reanimate things?
Oral B what’s next Anal B? Pussy B? Ridiculous.
It's like getting bit by a dog but you're never allowed to move out of your neighborhood full of man eating dogs. Doesn't really seem like a smart goal to get over your fear of dogs until all the rabid ones are put down.