(twenty one pilots voice) id die for you. that’s easy to say. we all have a penis that we masturbate.
Jupiter!
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look who made it. they/she/bun. Black. early 20s. occasional artist. ΘΔ as fuck. pfp by @c4tg3nd3r1sm.bsky.social, banner by @antonarcana.gay 18+ only, we get silly.
The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.
The house will remain, despite her will. Its history will reappear when she least expects it, in the pages of a book, in a painting in a gallery.
Okay we all have criticism for the hegemonic goliath that is American culture but one thing that I love is the continued practice of treating the Muppets, including the denizens of Sesame Street, as if they are real, living entities. I dunno I think it's a charming bit of collective whimsy.
CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 16h agoCookie Monster is in the booth with Boog at Wrigley, will be singing Take Me Out (to the ballgame, not the Franz Ferdinand song, unfortunately) in the 7th
I love it when my friends tell me about their OCs and lore. "Look, I made a guy. This is why he can't ever find peace. Here's his dick"
I will cosign this with this: there are so many furry artists out there with so many different and varied price points. You can find an artist you can afford if you really think you need one. Meanwhile, the plagiarism machine is powered by blood and stolen work
Archantael: Pangolinfox, Novelist, Streamer@pangolinfox.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you are a furry author and using AI for your book covers or to advertise stories on AO3 I do not trust your work and I will banish you to the shadow realm
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
Growing up is crazy because now that I’m an adult I find it incredibly easy to not treat a child like absolute dogshit and make them feel like they’re a terrible person, even if I was having a bad day.
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jamiroquai is the end result of when you just keep saying go white boy go
this is how it feels to get a call from your best friend
samwisegameboy 🇵🇸@blaidd.bsky.social · last mo.they called her thunderthighs, she called them an ambulance
(twenty one pilots voice) id die for you. that’s easy to say. we all have a penis that we masturbate.
i dont think i'll ever be able to get rid of this bit out my head. so often im asked a question and can only think of 'what kind of cake?' and this edit
I hate to keep being so annoying about this but the IRS sent me an official notice of Levy i NEED to make this amount bare minimum to keep them off my back. Please please help. i am working non stop and just paid rent donations are all i have #HelpSky #MutualAid
🗡️Wretched Creature🏹@laura.karnste.in · 4w agoAlright everyone, encouraged to try by several people and with no other option but to take this chance, my gofundme is live to try and clear the debilitating debt thats suffocating us. I want to thank you all so much for the support #MutualAid #HelpSky www.gofundme.com/f/help-laura...
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
if you are in a position to do so, please consider helping my boyfriend and i with our move later this month. we've both been working hard all year to make this happen, and we're in the most critical and important period now. thank you. 🐍 ❤️
neonbuck @ pooltoy season !! 🌈🌴🐠🌺@neonbuck.bsky.social · 4d agothis month is going to be extremely stressful. need to get hired, move, help a friend move, and complete more critical tasks. lives of disabled trans people i consider part of my family are on the line. please help if you can. ko-fi.com/neonbuck
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self