There will be more of this tonight on onlyfans.com/siliconedalpha 🍆💦💦
Unofficial Unicorn Overlord
@burlyunicorn.bsky.social
Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality 💪🏻🦄 Alt account to X cuz ya know.
Proud of my gains, I feel powerful and cuddly all at once 🥰
Wearing my friends undies he gave me and they fit like a glove 🩲💛
Good #armDay at the gym over lunch. Any good boys wanna help me clean up?
If you can’t belly selfie in your parents’ bathroom mirror, where can you? Pretty cool realization that teenage me would be absolutely flabbergasted (yeah, pun intended, fuck you) if he knew I’d be in front of this same mirror looking like this someday 🥰
Back and butt day felt a bit more successful than usual today (ffs, I’m sore 😅).
And to give yall whiplash, some pics I liked when I got home from the gym. My beard is getting longggg, a lot more work to take care of but I love it looks taken care of haha
Had a good workout, time for you to come have a good sniff. Don’t mind the sweat 😘
When Wallace decided to purchase a new piercing, the shopkeeper tried to sell him on an enchanted one that would "grant him the stamina and potency of a horny stallion". A claim like that certainly piqued his interest, and he soon found out the pitch was a lot more honest than he expected.
Pack fam wanted a post of me sooooo here ya go! From a workout... Last week I think.
Got a little too riled up while I was supposed to be working from home, thanks @kosh.dad 🥴