Unofficial Unicorn Overlord

@burlyunicorn.bsky.social

Basically a nerdy lifter, a sadomasochistic kinkster, a body modder(silicone 715cc), stacked with slightly stabby mentality 💪🏻🦄 Alt account to X cuz ya know.

If you can’t belly selfie in your parents’ bathroom mirror, where can you? Pretty cool realization that teenage me would be absolutely flabbergasted (yeah, pun intended, fuck you) if he knew I’d be in front of this same mirror looking like this someday 🥰

And to give yall whiplash, some pics I liked when I got home from the gym. My beard is getting longggg, a lot more work to take care of but I love it looks taken care of haha

When Wallace decided to purchase a new piercing, the shopkeeper tried to sell him on an enchanted one that would "grant him the stamina and potency of a horny stallion". A claim like that certainly piqued his interest, and he soon found out the pitch was a lot more honest than he expected.