Buzzsaw Samuels

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I’m just here to wrestle 🤼‍♂️ 1/2 of PARRHESIA Borracho Pro Straight Shooter champion

"There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh like grill marks on a meat slab would be such a terrible candidate for Senate."

If Only There Had Been a Sign that the Face-Melting Nazi from Indiana Jones Wouldn’t Make a Good Senator

“There’s simply no way any of us could have predicted a Nazi SS guy with his eyeballs dangling out of his sockets and the Staff of Ra broiled into his flesh ...

buff.ly

I have very distinct memories of having to demo Halo 4 for Don Mattrick and realizing that these people just live on different planes of reality I was showing off my mission and when the Mantis showed up with its new cool intro vignette he raised his hand and said to the group -

I kinda hope Sheamus is healthy enough to have a little run in AEW. Was never a fan of most of his WWE direction, but I do enjoy his in ring work. Like I get AEW is bloated but as a fan of wrestling I wanna see guys test themselves outside the fed spectrum at a high level.

They've so effectively CEO-brained everyone that regular people see 3200 workers are being laid off and it's all "oh well at least the companies got to keep their IP" like damn we lost