Sharing the news that I've taken on a new role at @salesforce.com as product management for the API layer. You're all welcome to share feedback and/or heckle me about SOAP, REST, Bulk API behaviors at any time now. Feedback is a gift, as always!
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Podcast ad for "the first ai GPT divorce lawyer": somebody did a flip while jumping the shark here.
Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe. Age verification makes everyone less safe.
Hackers Had A Live Feed Of Every ID This Verification Company Scanned. For Over A Year.
From the very beginning of this recent obsession with identifying everyone online (yes, they like to call it "age" verification, but it always ends up as identity verification), we've been pointing out that it was a huge privacy nightmare waiting to happen. Or maybe it wasn't waiting. Maybe it was already happening. This week a...
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DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."
I'm seeing a lot of AI coding ship-fast-now-and-ask-questions-later-tokens-go-burr thinking that leads to things like this github.com/anthropics/c... Sometimes the friction of not being able to magic code into existence is a Feature
[BUG] **EXTREME DANGER**: AskUserQuestion: "No response after 60s — continued without an answer" · Issue #73125 · anthropics/claude-code
Preflight Checklist I have searched existing issues and this hasn't been reported yet This is a single bug report (please file separate reports for different bugs) I am using the latest version of ...
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Hey cool I'm doing stuff for the Salesforce developer blog again. developer.salesforce.com/blogs/2026/0...
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In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.
i’m on vacation this week and am not generally paying attention to social media, but i feel obligated as a member of the technology industry to say that i want absolutely no part of a “Technological Republic.” what a puerile, ahistorical and amoral set of aims. twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...
Because we get asked a lot. by @PalantirTech(Palantir) | Twitter Thread Reader
Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affir...
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"I'm just calling to see what the Senator is doing today to prevent war crimes?" is not a phone call I had ever planned to make.
There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.
If you're looking for a 501(c)3 covering Minnesota mutual aid I just donated to the Wilson Foundation. Tax deductible, and likely eligible for employer donation matching. Suggested by www.standwithminnesota.com
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Peak Minneapolis dadding: Snowblowed a couple blocks and asked anyone that said hi to donate at standwithminnesota.com, got a few commits. You can do it too.
You don't "reform" or "reign in" this level of sociopathy, you burn it to the ground.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
"this is a brand new plane so we apologize for not having wifi available" is a scary phrase, not because of the wifi, but because it's a Boeing 777-8 MAX!
I was going to ask y'all to donate to @signal.org but I had to do it first. Now that I have, please consider learning about Signal, and why privacy is important, even when you don't have anything to hide, then consider donating to help Signal continue their work. signal.org/donate
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
FYI, I deleted my Twitter account in 2024 after dual posting to both Bluesky and Twitter for a while.
Twitter died a long time ago and X isn't worth it. Before I made the jump, my ego was holding me back. I was too concerned with vanity metrics. I finally realized if you're posting stuff people want to follow, then they'll follow you, even when you leave. www.siliconrepublic.com/enterprise/k...
i code daily, but i work as a product manager. i constantly see a lot of confusing noise about what product management is and isn't, but it doesn't have to be complicated. here's an evolution of the guidance that i give my teams on the practice of product management: nulldivide.com/blog/product...
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The irreducible core of product management, and why most organizations get it backwards.
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
🗞️ Heroku AppLink now uses #JWT Authorization, solving for pains caused by both CI/CD pipelines and traditional web-based flow. This directly addresses the need for automation and is recommended for server-to-server communication. Details here 👉 https://sforce.co/4rRQSyD
Since this is the last social media site I use I don't have anywhere else to brag about my Thanksgiving brisket cook.
All I'm saying is, if you're someone who has to go to tons of meetings, you should set "meetings" just for yourself, to book time for getting things done
The range increments of a full subway sandwich are only 10/20 so you have disadvantage on your throw more than a few paces away. You can double the range with a half-sandwich wrapped tightly and druis have a fifth-level subclass feature that removes disadvantage if the sandwich has sprouts
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
We've passed a big milestone for Apex. www.linkedin.com/posts/salesf...
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🎉 Apex now powers 100M+ monthly active users in their daily workflows. With over 350 billion monthly transactions, Apex is integral to the Salesforce ecosystem. Its integration across the Agentforce ...
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