The carpet cleaner passed gas while I was signing my invoice. Sir, I'm taking my tip back 😂
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Gently Used Baby Mama. Thicc Adjacent. The Daddy Whisperer. I heard there were snacks here.
I know I'm the IT helpdesk's favorite because I send them the Remote access pin and any kind of error/ diagnostic codes when I make a request
Another symptom of anti-intellectualism. People do not understand nuance or implied context
ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 2d agoBeing able to read between the lines is a fading skill.
We're already there, fam. www.newsweek.com/map-data-cen...
Map shows where data centers are being built in drought-hit areas
New data centers are being built in parts of the U.S. facing historic drought, raising concerns about water supply in already strained areas.
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Donté Dvone@dontedvone.bsky.social · 2d agoDo y'all really think there is going to be a water shortage?
Imma have to follow up on this thread cuz the way I primarily wear cotton boxer briefs like the nigga I am 😭😭
Temu Tisha Campbell@thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 2d agoI actually need to buy new undies. I want some GOOD QUALITY ones. Any suggests (NOT FENTY OR SKIMS) are appreciated 👀🫶🏽
I usually book some type of reading around my birthday (8/14) and with how crazy my schedule has been getting my son moved, I forgot to do this. I'm crying 🥹😩🫶🏽💕
°❈ 𝒞𝑜𝓃𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉𝑒🌹𝑅𝑜𝓈𝑒°❈@oneinamillyon.bsky.social · 2d ago@veryghetto.blacksky.app & @cakebawse.blacksky.app yall won the 2 free reads 🥳🎊🎉🎉 thanks to everyone who participated 🩵🩵
I want Cerrome to really catch his comedy break man. He's way too funny to be at a regular job, with the normals.
Made a good ass baked potato for dinner topped with roasted turkey, bacon, cheddar, green onion, butter and sour cream
Prince George’s County comedian Cerrome Russell is finding where his voice belongs: In Maryland. Story by Hau Chu and @rondez.bsky.social
@beigewunder.blacksky.app happy birthday beautiful!! 🎉🎉💕💕💕
Friendly reminder that I hate my baby daddy. Can't wait till that nigga leaves this earth
Hey whores, here’s the latest food recall list (Source, CDC) • Lettuce🥬 (specifically iceberg) • Eggs🍳 (white & brown cage free) • Frozen blueberries🫐 (Greenwise brand + whole mixed berries) • Pilsbury dough🥐 • Fruit Puree🍊 (PT organic) • Breakfast burritos🌯 (Fresh & ready foods)
Got the keys to my baby's first apartment today. I'm so proud of him!
Ordered food delivery. They forgot my drink. I called the restaurant 5 times to no answer. They actually hung up the line 3 times. So I drove up there because now it's the principle. Got a full refund.
The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020. Never forget.
Paid the final balances for my birthday celebration. I'm not doing shit else this month unless someone sponsors me
Gotta present a visual of our 3yr organizational strategy to the executive leadership team tomorrow and my boss only made minor tweaks to my content. They really be saving coin because of me cuz that graphics project would've easily cost ~$1k+ and a 2-week turnaround. I did it in 2 days
Done fucked around and made myself too important at work cuz why these mfs got me writing the CEO's speech??
It is 2005. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2012. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2018. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations.. It is 2025. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allegations. It is 2026. Jared Leto faces sexual misconduct allega--
Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · last wk.New BBC investigation. Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
My first interview ever with @thebaltimorebanner.com is up. I subscribed for 6 months for $1 ($19/yr afterwards) www.thebanner.com/culture/arts...
Cerrome Russell is finding where his voice belongs: In Maryland
Cerrome Russell, 46, has become a fixture of the comedy scene in the Washington, D.C., region, but has spent his life in the South and abroad as a Marine.
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Happy Birthday To The King Of Memphis 🐬💰🍾🥂👑🕊️
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Ended up having a great chat last week with our CIO and told him how much I love working with our C-suite. He told me he would like to work with me more and also that my boss is a big advocate for me
Had all-hands sales and marketing meetings last week and my breakout group was all VPs (except me)