honestly I think the main reason my enemies should never kill me is that true crime podcasts would give my funniest posts so much more reach imagine hating me so much you murder me and then you have to talk to every woman between 25 and 45 that you know about how funny I was

no gods no masters only raccoon genetic disasters

Julia Grant Reed@juliareedwa.bsky.social · 13h ago

Election Results: Jimothy is now our king 🦝🦝🦝🦝

*very quiet voice* voter preference polls are inherently unreliable in the modern era and should be clearly described as such when reporting on them

yall: annoyed this conservative man won't wash his ass me: annoyed that he is COMPLETELY wrong about the poopiness of animal asses (they are very poopy, especially primates, and they itch!)

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 20h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

skeets that weren’t intended to be about effective altruism but are about effective altruism

Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD@mikesenters.bsky.social · 16h ago

EA is somehow going to get worse. I didn’t think that was possible.

'Mizrahi Jews will magically realize they're actually Arabs' is racist delusion.

Cuddles_the_destroyer@cuddlessmash.bsky.social · 17h ago

what the fuck am I reading lmao

It was so damn depressing to watch every TV writer who was willing and eager to have open, intelligent conversations about their process get hounded off social by a combination of aggressive stans and belligerent wannabes defending the right to be a shithead to creatives

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17h ago

I keep thinking about the discourse from the other day suggesting writers are gatekeeping writing information for ourselves and I just think back to 2019 when every writer was out there giving away writing advice until one by one each stopped because social media blows and we can't have nice things.

Trump playbook: find the seed of a good idea and fertilize it with a truckload of Most Racist Possible Way to Implement That

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

“aggravated assault” is the funniest crime bc really who assaults someone they’re NOT aggravated by?

Whitehouse: "Today I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee as it looks like on a party-line vote we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general. Let's start with the Epstein files ... "

of course you need another horse, didn't your trainer just say they're supposed to be collected

I follow craig around social media websites letting people know that revenge porn laws exist because of him and it makes him really mad

Roger (6’5”)@iamtherog.com · 2w ago

Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

“Historians seldom apply for licenses, sir” is such a burn, for historians

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 3d ago

Like, right out of the gate!

I have just been sent the transcript of a deposition my grandmother gave in 1977 while she was serving as an expert witness in a series of tribal rights cases and let me tell you, if nothing else this is proof that I come by it honest for every conceivable value of “it”

New on Pluto TV: Watch Jennifer Garner in all five seasons (and 105 individual wigs) of "Alias," now streaming for free - pluto.tv/us/on-demand...

Alias: Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow

Alt: Jennifer Garner as Sydney Bristow in a bright pink wig in "Alias"

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SILVER ALERTS: Hey everyone drop what you’re doing immediately and click this fucking link ALSO SILVER ALERTS: why would you all click this at once, are you insane, our servers can’t handle that

At least partially true (as immortalized in this 1957 number) but it’s also true that the average consumer cannot reasonably evaluate the quality of most products they buy which is why it’s so easy for rent-seeking private equity to exploit consumers’ price sensitivity

Silk Stockings (1957) - 4 - Satin and Silk (Janis Paige)

YouTube video by FLTR 1 - Best Films

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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

I regret to inform you all—and I am not joking—that I finally found a man on hinge who has read a book, and this was the book

Bill Geerhart@conelrad6401240.bsky.social · 3d ago

Annie Jacobsen's new book really spins George Will's bowtie.

i've never seen a man who isn't athletic look this much like he has CTE

Jim Swift@jimswift.bsky.social · 3d ago

Max Miller is live and doesn't realize he's live.

welcome to the United States, where, on account of freedom, you do not have to pay taxes for your healthcare instead, you will pay taxes for healthcare you CAN'T use, and also you will pay a corporation for your healthcare

my Roman Empire is trying to figure out if the girl who shut down the LA Chess Club to vibe code a chess dating app that sucks is doing a bit about tech founders or just actually has this much AI psychosis

me having bad ideas about what to do regarding my neighbor's awful trumpet playing

USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3d ago

gotta swat them wit the racket

if fucking only i'm so tired of buying things online that I wanted to just buy at the store but i didn't feel like being treated like a presumptive criminal to get pimple stickers

andy vs.@im-all-id.me · last wk.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this (the key to the locked up deodorants at CVS)

one policy debate we deserve but are never going to get to have is what demands to be done to make blue states and cities whole after this presidency

Stephen Judkins@stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 4d ago

this absolute scumbag www.oregonlive.com/wildfires/20...

this is a thing with so many political issues: any policy change is required to prove itself superior to the status quo in small, underfunded pilot programs and half-steps, and if that doesn’t work, the conclusion drawn is that policy change went TOO FAR

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 4d ago

The core argument is that cities like Seattle are so addled by left-wing ideology that they have fallen into dystopia. In reality, the city has never adequately funded harm reduction programs and continues to rely on incarceration to address homelessness. What Powell wants is what we're doing.

I’ve never been snubbed by an entire species before but I can’t say I don’t understand

Mountain lions avoid hikers and popular trails, new study finds

(KRON) — Starting off on a hike alone in the Santa Cruz Mountains can feel a little spooky when there’s a mountain lion warning sign posted at the trail head. As it turns out, mountain …

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A 58-year-old letter carrier collapsed & died on his mail route in triple-digit heat. He's the third DFW letter carrier to die since 2023. Yet House Republicans JUST advanced a bill to block the federal heat rule. Working shouldn't be a death sentence.

Despite high-profile deaths, ‘nothing has changed’ for USPS carriers working in heat

Less than half of Dallas-area postal workers have access to air conditioned vehicles, the USPS said in a statement.

dallasobserver.com

It's a sad sign of the times that Wonder Man, which was really fun, quite lovely, AND earned its lead an Emmy nomination (deservedly), has been unrenewed. Even if there were sound business reasons for this, Jesus, what does a show gotta do to get multiple seasons in the current tv hellscape?

IGN@ign.com · 6d ago

Marvel's Wonder Man TV series has been canceled and will not return for its planned second season. https://bit.ly/4fE07Nv

some of y’all are like: god I’m so glad I’m off twitter, let me go see what’s happening on twitter so I can repost it to the site for people who don’t want to see what’s happening on twitter

I’ve seen labs where every student identified a skeletal specimen of a rattlesnake as an annelid, so I’m always skeptical of stories like this… but it kept getting weirder and more concerning. I don’t think this one’s on the students. Somebody fucked uuuuuuuup.

College lab class ends with 32 people on antibiotics for deadly germ exposure

Lab students were supposed to ID a mild germ. They all identified a deadly pathogen.

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