They should make Blaseball into a real sport

RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot.

Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

Michelle dropped the squid-DNA without wearing PPE so now she has accidentacles.

Logging on to Bluesky every day

Pokemon Lemon Lime and Pokemon Sarsaparilla

motherfuckers don't look alike at all?????

Your sister thinks that I'm a freak (1/?) 🧵

That's Kobashi with Haru-chan! Every time Kenta Kobashi goes and gets his hair cut, he gets a commemorative photo with the salon's cat. There are lots of photos over the years.

Tom (He/Him)@tomdhj.bsky.social · 4d ago

Kenta Kobashi is an underappreciated wrestling cutiepie.

Professional Wrestling rules

Allan@allancheapshot.bsky.social · 4d ago

This was how The Age of the Fall introduced themselves. #OnThisDay in 2007, Jimmy Jacobs, Tyler Black & Necro Butcher attacked the Briscoes after Ladder War, hung Jay upside down and let his blood pour over Jacobs. ROH deemed the footage too graphic for the PPV broadcast.

AJPW have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran’s tour.

Stop Doom Scrolling, & start doing this.

biggest laugh ive had in a minute

Samus & Kirby

Remember when Spyro the Dragon was a beat'em'up with rpg elements and Elijah Wood was Spyro and David Spade was Sparx the dragonfly

oh your art is messy and full of mistakes? it doesn't mirror properly? the proportions are weird because you grew up on a mix of anime and 3D platformers? you drew on the wrong layer and now the highlights are weird? that rules, dude, show me more; a horrible computer could never make that

[metroid]

I drew a comic strip.

We were so smart to invent movies so the Wachowski sisters could make Speed Racer

Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2y ago

SPEED RACER (2008), LANA AND LILY WACHOWSKI

I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · last yr.

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

You actually can bring Aerith back to life in the original FF7, but it requires you to get through the entire game without getting horny for any of the characters. Nobody has yet managed to do this.

Okay I'm gonna be kind of an obnoxious asshole in this one, don't read this skeet if you don't like that. I was genuinely a little confused when the gameplay preview for Wolverine came out and people were saying it looked good? So I feel a little vindicated seeing the reception now.

if you learn a skill or start a new hobby, it makes you a better person, not worse. nobody ever gets into calligraphy and immediately starts screeching that typefaces are useless and only the quill shall prosper. there is no "woodworking psychosis" nobody thinks they're dating their kettlebell

#Metroid #SamusAran