Sigmund Roid
@calibri.bsky.social
I like cooking and looking at cute things. Would spam RT gothic lolitas if they were on here. I like FE, Final Fantasy, and Dragon Ball. Also a wannabe fencer. Marianne Guignol Crystal/Goblin Portenia Irving Aether/Siren
DICK SUCKED appears in my peripherals as the succubus demon finishes me off and I collapse. I respawn in the nearest bonfire >3000km away in the Appalachas, pantsless, with 3 very uncomfortable campers and a skinwalker that replaced the 4th one. "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones plays in the back.
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
Nightreign's MMV mod is kinda funny because, like, I start getting weird relief whenever I see Nameless King, like, holy shit, thank GOD it's not SUPER SAIYAN RADAHN or RABIES INFECTED MALIKETH
Working at the SCP and trying not to get double bricked up as I pass the plant girl exhibit. HR keeps telling to stop "pollinating" them. They sent me a letter yesterday telling me "watering" the plant girls is also not allowed.
It’s kind of crazy that this is going to be revelatory for a lot of people while idiots who post online have known this incredibly important information for years and years at this point
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 2w agoThe 3-hour-and-45-minute “Musk” (plus a 10-minute intermission) hits theaters on Oct. 16, but it’s already causing a stir. The documentary paints Elon Musk as an emotionally unstable grifter with more power and influence than perhaps any other human. https://wapo.st/4ydlXzL
I am alone. The roon is dark. There is a ouija board and five scentes candles I bought on discount off Alibaba. My hands tremble on the board as the rain drums over my roof. I take a final breath. "Who wants they ghussy ate?" The board moves. 'M - E'
It's 12:15 gang, you know what that means. OUR DICKS ARE SO FUCKING MASSIVE YAAAAAARGH BEARERS OF THE CURSE (we can't wear grey sweats in public) ASSEMBLE
I was 6 when 9/11 happened, 8 when I became aware of it because a Filipino kid did an origami dollar bill conspiracy thing, and 12 when I became fully conscious of it when I saw a gif of Will Smith destroying the towers by dancing on them. I'm just gonna put that information out there.
The Aurum Vale malboros have been made thoroughly uncomfortable by the party bard. They have obtained somehow obtained a linkshell and are now conscious of the bards tentacle fetish. The Ishgardian Knights outside have handed her a restraining order and now the static is banned from Aurum Vale
