Good morning! Start the day with a buzz. A bee's bum is the gift that keeps giving. 😉😂🐝

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Smoked a joint, started feeling hungry for something sweet, my mother knocks at the door with half a plate of leftover brownies and lemon squares she baked this afternoon. Now that’s either magic or some serious maternal instinct! Although I don’t think she’d be happy to know about the joint.

El-Sayed: "Mike, I'm gonna say it right now, I know you're gonna say no because you're a coward: Five debates, alright? ... By the time we're done, you are not gonna have safe quarter from people holding you accountable to what you've done for them here in Michigan. We will send you back to Florida"

One thing about living in the country. Garden fresh green beans, yellow beans, carrots, summer squash, and a couple orange peppers (Mexico) I had in the fridge. Roasted in olive oil, salt, and pepper.

Me looking at my wife as the Amazon delivery van pulls up outside our house again.

Today wound have been my Dad’s 110 birthday. He was amazing to me. Raised us 5 kids Had 2 Purple Hearts, 3 bronze stars and a silver star Dad was my hero 2 days before he passed we talked via the MARS radio system because I was at sea “I’m proud of you boy!” NGL I cried for an hour 💙

Did you see how Apple, Amazon Walmart and other big companies are refunding the billions of dollars they got back from the federal tariff settlement to their customers, who ultimately bore the cost of higher prices? Yea, me neither.

Rent isn’t high by accident, it’s high because 9 landlords colluded with an algorithm called RealPage to fix prices behind your back. Kris Mayes sued every single one of them. This is what a real fighter looks like, and it’s why she deserves your vote, AZ! #BlueWaveIn90Days

The Golden State's self appointed “rivals” had the largest increases in job losses. Texas was #1 — up 108,000 Florida was #2 — up 79,000 Meanwhile, fewer Californians are out of work!

Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like your cat bringing you a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.

Everyone’s expectations got skewed over the past week but Abdul El-Sayed getting $70 million spent against him in a state he lost a primary by like 20 points eight years ago and still winning last night is probably the most impressive electoral accomplishment of the decade.

Yesterday Once More: Happy Birthday to President Obama 65 and Knicks in 5 🤩👊🏽

Last week the lady my wife walks with in the morning noticed I had some ripe tomatoes and said hers weren't even close. She said she was dying for a bacon and fresh tomato sandwich. So I gave her some. Today she brought me homemade pie to say thanks! Breakfast taken care of 😂 😋

ICYMI last night, DHS is currently being fined every day for contempt of court until it coughs up the cell phone records of officers involved in immigration stops in L.A. last year that looked like racial profiling rather than reasonable cause. short thread -->

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Fed. judge holds DHS in civil contempt of court for refusing "intentionally and not in good faith" to provide plaintiffs with phone images they intend to use to prove DHS was racially profiling people arrested in Los Angeles without reasonable suspicion. Order from July 28, unsealed today.

The doughnuts were stuck together so i was forced to eat 2. 😩

Since we have rain possibly on the way, we picked tomatoes last night to avoid splitting. This huge platter is just yesterday’s haul of beautiful technicolor varieties! #gardening #KitchenGarden #GrowFood #NoSpray #UrbsInHorto #Chicago 🌱

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

Ceretta Smith spent nearly a decade as an Army medic, then became a federal labor union leader fighting for VA workers and working families. Common Defense endorses her for Georgia's 12th District. Learn more about her campaign at - https://bit.ly/4yZ7iIT

A dog will always wanna go out and do stuff with you, but I love how cats are always down when you need to take a sick day. "You're staying in bed today? Hell yeah, I'm in."

I think a society functions better when its people aren't constantly stressed about their healthcare and housing and, y'know, food, but I dunno, maybe it's just me.

Wildfires don’t recognize borders, and neither does compassion!🇨🇦🇲🇽 Thank you to the courageous firefighters from Mexico who have traveled far from home to help protect British Columbia! Your bravery, sacrifice & solidarity will never be forgotten!❤️🔥 #BCWildfires #ThankYou #Canada #Mexico #SheShed

THIS 👇 HERE, AS WELL.......

Josh Turek wants something better for Iowans — he’s the Dem running to flip the Senate. Just an amazing human being! He wants to lower costs, raise wages, restore Roe,protect workers, SS & Medicare, reproductive healthcare and will fight for farmers and education. More of this 🙏🏼 #BlueWaveIn90Days

Bearded reedling 15cm They live in temperate regions of Europe and Asia, their diet shifts from insects in the summer to reed seeds in the winter. Males have a blue-grey head with a striking black "moustache" and bright orange-brown body. Females are a simpler buff-brown without moustache.

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.

Congratulations to Abdul El-Sayed, the only human who could make me endure a Taylor Swift song, for such a well earned and shining win .

me: i'm so exhausted. i can't believe it's only Tuesday. i looked at a computer 12 hours straight today and now i am going to sleep like the dead... my cat: HEY I FOUND MY TOY WITH THE JINGLE BELL IN IT AND AM SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS

Notice DOJ doesn't talk about its efforts to obtain state voter files anymore. They are 0-20 in those cases and today is the beginning of the quiet period -- states can no longer do systematic removals of names from the voter rolls. TLDR: We won!🥳