Chat I forgot to eat and now it's 4pm and I'm shaking is this bad?
cambria
@cambria.bsky.social
she/they, trans-fem 🏳️⚧️, T1D, forced to drop out of my PhD for being too gender, bad jokes and occasional bike posts. Send me your favourite song 😇
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterdayGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
The company wackiness continues: we're now having half our meetings in Spanish for some reason
cambria@cambria.bsky.social · 2w agoMy coworker just quit, I'm the last engineer left standing in the company 💀
Manager called the device that has been the bane of my working life for the last 5 years "an aberration the likes of which I haven't seen in my entire 60 years," feeling vindicated in my hate for that stupid inherited design rn 🤭
Weirdly enough I know the person who did the wind tunnel test for this and it genuinely was a fancy equivalent of the classic "sticking two balloons up your top" 😌
VELO@velo-velo-velo.bsky.social · 3d agoBra boosters are causing a clothing controversy at the Tour de France Femmes Reports suggest teams are urging the UCI to implement checks for riders illegally 'bra-maxxing' for aero advantage in advance of Tour de France Femmes TT: bit.ly/4ciEwcy
Every bullshit study that claims trans women have an advantage in sports is done by an organization called something like "Defenders of women's dignity international" and its founders have direct ties to Jeffrey Epstein.
Lower dysphoria? I h̶a̶r̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ was just reminded of her 😶
Why did you transition? Right answers only I ran out of milestones to hit and projects to complete and realised I couldn't see a future for myself beyond my present, and only by talking to other trans people did I realise what had been in the background all along. Y'know, just normal girl stuff...
Jaye@jste.au · last wk.Why did you transition? Right answers only. Drank red wine, blurted out a bunch of feelings, and had a friend call my bluff. “So what are you doing about it?”
How about we put your dick in a blender and see how long you'd like to wait for Andy Burnham to not be a cunt?
Well it only took 3.5 YEARS of trying different regimes, but as of my last blood test my T is now FINALLY suppressed to female range
And like clockwork: a new major crisis has already landed on my desk 🥴
cambria@cambria.bsky.social · 2w agoMy coworker just quit, I'm the last engineer left standing in the company 💀
My coworker just quit, I'm the last engineer left standing in the company 💀
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Latest news: Labour can't even come up with an original campaign slogan now, so they've copied the Greens' homework. Satire is dead
Kev@caoimhin1.bsky.social · 2w agoMahmood still in post. Healey as Chancellor. Streeting, head War Wanker. I'm not feeling this hope, are you?
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
England playing to win the world cup: I sleep England playing for custody of Hatsune Miku: REAL SHIT?
Getting real tired of the "rEsPeCtAbLe OrGaNiSaTiOnS" rolling out the "you're still protected under the characteristic of gender reassignment" line when we have repeated, demonstrable proof that while the letter of the law is still there, it's rarely if ever actually enforced
- Nicola - 🌸🎀💕@paneraiwearer.bsky.social · 4w ago
"Hung, drawn, and quartered? Why would we give them a penis engagement before we chop them up?"
Increasingly buying into the conspiracy theory that when they switch on CERN it did indeed move us into an insane reality: An MP is choosing to contest his seat with a bin & right now America is unsure whether one of its most senior politicians is alive or dead.
Channeled this into calling my MP a traitor and a liar (with reciepts) again
cambria@cambria.bsky.social · 4w agoGot a bad grade on my blood test (No blood showed up for it)
Regular reminder that doctors are mostly not smart at all - med education has an incentive to ensure high graduation rates because the med system is always crying out for more doctors, & that leads to all sorts of fiddling & compensated grades for people who should never be responsible for others
A secret third thing@secretthirdthing.bsky.social · last mo.I will never understand why so many doctors act like no matter what a patient suspects it must not be that. "You can't just Google things and think you know as much as a doctor" *googles your concerns right in front of you*