I watched the Drawfee stream with me in it and I gotta say… not nearly enough comments about my laugh
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the people are saying i’ll be on the drawfee stream soon. the people are sort of mumbling about it
they say you can tell a lot about a person by what’s in their youtube watch history… @secretsleepoversociety.com @drawfeeshow.com
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me @secretsleepoversociety.com @jacobandrews.bsky.social @julialepetit.bsky.social
formal apology for the way i behaved at the @drawfeeshow.com live show in my dream last night. i was unruly and drunk and i apologize. in my defense why was dwayne the rock johnson there
i don’t mind if you’re on your phone while we’re hanging out but i should be allowed to see. this is our quality time let me sext your girlfriend with you
my doctor asked if i was also seeing a dentist and optometrist. girl none of your business
I know it’s because I’m so incredibly Ohioan but it baffles my mind that Pittsburgh and Philadelphia are so far away from each other. I am not even open to the idea of Texas.
The time has come, the walrus said To talk of many things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of
oh lol it’s Drawfee like coffee. and that’s why it’s a mug
i never really rocked with the metaphor of “fiddler on the roof” being on a roof just isn’t inherently that precarious. people go on roofs all the time. fiddler on the space needle, maybe. fiddler on the top rung of a really tall ladder
i always thought it was weird that people called the early stages of dating, “talking.” until i realized my mom calls going out for coffee, “hooking up.” and my grandma calls going to the grocery store, “anal.”
it’s not that my self esteem is so low that i don’t think anyone would ever want to fuck me. it’s that my self esteem is so HIGH that I don’t think anyone is SMART ENOUGH to want to fuck me
watching @drawfeeshow.com this shit kinda slaps. real slappola shit over here
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8mo agoJimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?" Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
so cool you love music and got a high paying gig at the AI music company. I love lions so I got a job in Africa helping dentists hunt them
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
started using “no ego” like “no homo” before i say some narcissistic shit. i’m like no ego but someone should write a profile of me for a paper
You should move on from Harry Potter because JK is a transphobe but also because you're 40 years old
this AI shit is not gonna break me. I am still a writer and I'm still gonna write shit and it's gonna mostly be "just OK" workaday prose elevated by my little poetic flourishes but it's gonna be something only I could write. and maybe I won't even do anything with it, but it will exist
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a fetish is something you NEED to have to enjoy sex?? yeah right, so i have an alcohol fetish? dumbass