I just realized the latest season of King of the Hill really dropped the ball by not naming their episode with Hank at the nerd convention "BWAHmic-Con".

I've been reading through the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four and having a blast. I can see why this is the magazine that put Marvel Comics on the map. Say what you want about Stan Lee, but one thing the man's work never lacked was personality. This is male friendship in its purest form.

Is it bad I found out there's a tornado warning happening in Gencon's area and my first thought was "Wow think of how many dice that tornado would be rolling"?

I am really fucking tired of hearing that the USA needs to be competitive against the rest of the world in AI. That's like saying "We need to be best in the world at punching ourselves in the crotch".

I thought a Spirited Away/Lilo and Stitch double feature in memoriam of Daveigh Chase would destroy me emotionally but it actually made me feel a lot better. She did some really great work that'll keep making people happy forever.

Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk.

You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense.

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

Kimlinh Tran@kimlinhtran.com · 6mo ago

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist.

The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic. I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't.

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob" Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini. Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump. It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.

Ending to the dream I just woke up from: Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane! Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass* Energy Mass: No! How can this be!? Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.

I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me. Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

Just had one of the most beautiful conversations of my life: “Can I get the meatball parm hero and the garlic bread?” “Do you want the meatball parm hero ON the garlic bread?” The world is full of magic, guys.

I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby!

Tonight I did my first stand-up comedy set ever and frankly, I killed it. Excited to get out there and do more of it.

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

Last night of Chanukah is bittersweet. A full menorah with all the candles lit is very satisfying, but knowing it’s the end of the holiday brings down my mood. Still, I like how the ending this year lined up with the New Year. I feel really ready to move into whatever comes next.

Thing worth celebrating: Earlier today I was at the coffee shop and secured their last croissant of the year. Bye-bye, 2024.

I would graciously like to thank Marvel What-If for bringing the maximum amount of Kirby Krackle possible into the MCU.

New terrible discovery on the dating apps: Someone rapping poorly on the "Proof I have musical talent" audio prompt on Hinge. There's so many extra levels of cringe.

Does anyone else ever go through word phases, where you just find yourself using a particular word a lot for a period of time that you don't usually use as much, or even at all? Lately I've been saying "homie" a lot. This shit just happens to me sometimes and I have no idea why.

It’s weird that there’s so many guys named James, yet I’ve never seen a singular Jame.