that current affairs article is what people are talking about when they say that there's a kind of left wing commentary that's essentially attempting literary analysis on real life

odd man: ah traveler you’re finally awake. easy now. you must be confused coming to in this clearing under a strange sky me: why are you wearing that hat? odd man: what do you mean… it’s my hat me: alright if you like it

i keep thinking about how if the goals of the unsundered were actually meant to be a moral dilemma they could have just made the ascians an ancient counterpart to the scions, fundamentally normal people acting as heroes, but instead they were deliberately made amaurot's government, on purpose

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Stevens ran a bad campaign, she is weird and off-putting. Her surrogates went straight into gutter racism. That said can't ask for much better than "let's go kick these guys' ass" after losing bsky.app/profile/evan...

Evan Sutton@evansutton.bsky.social · 11h ago

I encourage all of us to have the grace and focus shown in this going up within minutes of the race being called.

30 million dollars on ads about Obama, the greatest American to ever live, blessing Stevens with his presence. Then they immediately shift to throwing even more money at the party that says Obama was a Kenyan terrorist. Give me a fucking break. Get this organization out of Democratic politics.

the pillars of the American justice system: Group of Knights, Single Knight, Sword, and Burglar Elf

Might I suggest a slight modification:

SYSTEM: Alphi-toad and Ali-toad are now accompanying you. Keep them at your side in order to proceed with quest objectives.

The reason Blutah is so allurring is... the whole state lives in cities! Almost no one lives in the rural parts of Utah. One of our most urbanized (and highly educated) states! bsky.app/profile/eean...

工an Monroe 🚰@eean.dev · 4h ago

Or just more blue cities in a red state, like all the other red states 😩

*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 9h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

It's time for another INCREDIBLE batch of boat-based fanart that lampoons @jerf.xyz from the @giantbomb.com Discord! Catch amazing works of fanart like this when they first drop by joining the server RIGHT NOW! Invite: discord.com/invite/giant... Credits: DK92, VYZNDR, The Fox #giantbomb #boat

if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon

onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 12h ago

This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...

Umiri, waking up collapased on her apartment floor after passing out from hunger pains the previous night: ghhhhh, it was a full moon, wasn’t it? The wolf’s curse must have taken me over once more

never ship your game. worst thing you can do

Insider Gaming@insider-gaming.com · 6h ago

Halo Studios Hit by Layoffs After Campaign Evolved Launch insider-gaming.com/halo-studios...

Do the twist "Smack My Bitch Up" ending where at the end you see a mirror and reveal who it is but instead of a woman it's Urkel

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”@pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3h ago

Expectations for the next Bond are much too high and it’s impossible to please everyone. Here’s the solution: don’t cast the role. Shoot the entire movie from a first-person perspective, allowing the viewer to imagine that they themselves are James Bond

rowena and gerolt

the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song

They should re-release Eddington now that everyone knows what a data center is

No, it doesn’t.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 16h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

#birdbot

Trump’s Mid East war may have burned off a lot of America’s top tier weapons, but it’s also on track to deliver a huge financial windfall to Iran. “According to the senior Iranian official, Iran is seeking fees of between 5% and 7% of the price of cargoes from ships using the strait.” Via Reuters

Proposed Hormuz deal would give Iran control of inbound traffic, sources say

A proposed deal between Iran and Oman to help end five months of ​war between Iran and the United States would give Tehran control over ships entering the Gulf through the Strait of Hormuz, a senior I...

reuters.com

You know what, if I were running the IRGC, I'd say we'll open Hormuz tomorrow, no charge, if DJT reads a formal apology on live prime time television, admits he could not defeat Iran, and admits the attack was illegal under US and international law.

KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices

he is married to an avid Trump supporter and is notorious for having passed confidential information back and forth over the partisan divide his entire career. this is like Aldrich Ames threatening to quit the CIA.

Rory Blank@roryblank.bsky.social · 8h ago

Man it's so funny when James Carville threatens to leave the Democratic party, like oh no, now the party might have candidates who are actually popular with their constituents and have popular policy positions and win elections what are we going to do noooo don't

Umamusume: Pretty Derby (2018) ウマ娘 プリティーダービー Episode 4: Special Training! 00:15:14.173