My most head empty take is that 2001 is incredibly boring

Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 16h ago

Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check

Is this different from the soaking at BYU or…?

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 6h ago

urine soaking is a bipartisan issue when you think about it

Death by a thousand butts

The factories will be powered by cold fusion and the robots will run on unicorn farts!

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 9h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

I refuse to believe this is a different guy from post malone

Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 21h ago

Jelly Roll announces performing hiatus to 'heal' following divorce from Bunnie XO

Why are Josh Brolin and Max von Sydow in this

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 24h ago

Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.

Whoever coined the “Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and Alabama in between” thing should be in prison

Uncle Bogdonk

Bowser is a mammal. The turtle thing is a hoax.

Embrace the Crosstrek as the socialist car

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · yesterday

Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass

Skill issue

COINTREAUPRO@strings.bsky.social · 4d ago

So… they’re working

We’re reaching new heights in confection technology with saw dust–filled chocolates and wood-flavored ice cream

This is grim

Creelers@balloona.bsky.social · 2d ago

not even close to her worst post in the last (checks notes) two days

Oh good they replaced calling your grandma with chatgpt

yall wanna hear the little babiest meow you ever heard?

What if you could fart into a butt

Feeling vindicated in my distaste for Tom Holland youtube.com/shorts/OF6WH...

A review of Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. #theodyssey #christophernolan #dune3 #lawrenceofarabia

YouTube video by Dennis B. Hooper

youtube.com

Casey@captlaserpants.bsky.social · 2w ago

What do directors see in tom holland ? His acting is so fuccking mid

Why is Charlie Brown (a child) grocery shopping?

Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago

The Macedonian Empire is my Roman Empire

I think we should combine philosophy BlueSky's position that "flirting can be unintentional" with the emerging Gen Z norm that "flirting outside of dating apps is immoral" to create the most neurotic generation ever before seen.

There’s a third thing called zephyr

Casey@captlaserpants.bsky.social · last wk.

Wtf are Atlassian and Jira? That’s Star Wars names

Douthat looks like a low-level villain from game of thrones

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 6d ago

Two straight days in which news organizations made uncanny valley image choices where famous people look like Onion stock image illustrations.

Did anyone else in Pittsburgh see the chicken man in Regent square yesterday or did I hallucinate him

Petition to change the Pennsylvania demonym to Pennsylvaniac

He is right to condemn it.

Microplastics Sommelier@leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7d ago

this site has the juice

There are Olivia Rodrigo Legos now I guess but why

I keep seeing ads for hot goth gf clothes , which is…fine I guess. But I’m not your demographic

Atlassian Jira is my Glub Shitto.

Casey@captlaserpants.bsky.social · last wk.

Wtf are Atlassian and Jira? That’s Star Wars names

Wtf are Atlassian and Jira? That’s Star Wars names

Why would you think stancil is asking this in good faith

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)@danlehner.bsky.social · last wk.

if there’s anything I would want to drill into the public consciousness it’s that there are almost always like a dozen ways to approach any given problem and some of them will be more effective than others and we have to stop acting like the questions around it are against fixing the issue