They fuck you up, Chipotle costs They may not mean to, but they do It’s $16 for burrito bowls And then guac adds another $2 Man hands on misery to man It deepens like an ancient hex Get out as quickly as you can Or you’ll be posting this on X
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11h agofor reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.
O homem queria medir a pança do bicho Mas o urso só queria a garantia de um abraço amoroso e verdadeiro
Y'all ever feel like the business of living is obscene and an insult to the dead
When we nationalize the Hershey company I'm making everything fun-size, there is no reason for other sizes
Non-sexual gooning includes walking labyrinths meditatively
I've never liked a Nolan movie. Would I like the Odyssey? Maybe I find out later
"Mental illness" is all germs. Just wash your hands more
If I were in the DDR I’d have a big Erich in the kitchen and a Margot in the living room. Nobody would like me
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I have a very liberal lifestyle (iced coffee etc)
I'm as high as Bart Simpson/Get stoned all the time/Just like Bart Simpson
There's something almost sacramental about ordering DoorDash
Nobody's hot or sexy. If you think someone is you've fallen for a trick
You have to tip well even if you’re poor, or they’ll attack you at the aerial tollhouses and drag you to hell
remember when Obama gave this guy a medal for being so good at deporting people lol
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoHoman on people getting killed by ICE: "It comes down to one simple fact -- these people failed to comply with law enforcement ... all they had to do is comply. If they did, they'd be alive today."
Prophet Elijah of great renown, / seer of the mighty mighty works of God, / by your command you held back the rain! / Pray for us to the only Lover of mankind!
Here's a racist story Neil Gaiman made up about China. Now China's leading the world and he's doing what he's doing. Pretty interesting
The crotch alluded to on a previous page deserves independent mention.
Call a woman a silly goof. Chances are she won't like it
If Spain doesn't beat Argentina I'm calling for sanctions on both countries
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My son, Rod Dreher, made bouillabaisse in my kitchen. But I did not taste it
My heart breaks for the servant who buried the talent. He was just scared
Doesn't feel great that, not having heard of Hruz before, I read this and immediately knew he was Catholic
"i held a profound respect for my colleague, senator hitler" isn't harmless friendly piffle, it comes from the same place as their inability to even *imagine* putting an ICE guy to death for torturing men, women, and children to death in a fucking concentration camp
Alex P. 👹@saddestrobots.bsky.social · 3w agoevery time a republican dies we are reminded that the entire democratic party is still in their "küßt die faschisten" era
While Africans were building cathedrals and composing liturgies in worship of Jesus this freak's ancestors were knee deep in gore cannibalizing each other in groves to attract the favor of wind demons
Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 4w agoPreaching that God has assigned black people to "a civilizational station of subordination and dependence" due to the Curse of Ham, Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge calls for a "return to European Christian colonization of African nations." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
