carl

@carl.town

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people set 5 year plans like “raise ten billion dollars and tell people how to spend the majority of their waking lives” but mine is like. walk to the beach in summer. make art and music in the evenings, maybe order indian food with friends. play chivalry 2. go to the mountains in winter.

🏄‍♂️ surfed some little tiny waves today 🏄‍♂️ had fun carving 🏄‍♂️ there was a photographer 🍅 I forgot sunscreen 🍕my diet has been poor and it shows

hmm yes i think i will join the invite only experimental social media protocol that uses composable moderation, cryptography, and decentralization, in order to talk about how those things are horrible and people who like them are evil and bluesky should abandon them and be “twitter, but i am elon”

Trying to buy in Portugal is like: you would like to pay 50k up front? Cool. Here’s your mortgage. Btw you have to pay 100k up front

gm. Bobby has started striking on the way home. He harnesses the weight of 1,000 suns and enters rock mode

Bild

my lil bro will be in the military parade at the coronation and I am very proud of him. that’s it, that’s the post

is bluesky already cursed? did not open this app to read takes saying blockchain-enjoyers = nazis

(sees 3 identical ternary operators in a row in prod) Interlinked. INTERLINKED. What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked. INTERLINKED. Within cells interlinked. WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED. Dreadfully. DREADFULLY What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully. DREADFU