Anti-Komedian Aktion

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BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

I love the art of cinema too much to not love and in some cases prefer seeing a movie on a muddy-looking public-domain VHS tape or a dupey, vinegary 16mm print or a blood-red censored 35mm print that breaks in the projector.

you can’t grow food in random city plots of dirt because the ground is full of toxic metals that will get into the food, anarchists please stop this i know this is you

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better