accidentally threw my drivers license into the dumpster while throwing away trash. was on my way to buy cigarettes too

tfw misgendered by claude

what an honor

Siobhán@shibbi.me · 14h ago

Fuck yeah. Protagonist from Arrival (2016).

how to throw a surprise party for a betazoid

god laid off #weball

i would take blindness over celiac any day

SCP@10-5.bsky.social · 4d ago

Absolutely unrelated to anything important here, but this is one of the funniest Wikipedia entries I’ve read

current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

🚨 After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.

Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra

Patrick Cosmos@veryimportant.lawyer · 4mo ago

Hail and well met, traveler

nice

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 6d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

lmao

fascinating prompt hack from arithmoquine

twenty twenty twenty four hours to go i wanna be ablated

how am i just now seeing this research.nvidia.com/labs/adlr/pe... some of the examples are so funny like. "i think we've got a proplem." "oh yeah?" "well the reactor core is melting."

@hotrollhottakes.bsky.social is your language learning harness out yet?

i have had the psychotic thought that emerging AI intelligence and humans might form a symbiotic superorganism similar to an ant colony or lichen autonomous AI directing us and doing knowledge work beyond our comprehension while human hyphae spread through the Local Group to collect resources

𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂@aub.bsky.social · last wk.

we are all god's diligent but confused little sub-agents

also pantheon grows more and more relevant

it GOT the fucking answers!?!?

Grace@gracekind.net · last wk.

More like a paperclip satisficer, but unaligned nonetheless

soon you will be able to hold x to hack in real life

guess what time it is babey

what is going on with dads arm here

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · last wk.

So, what happens if I'm a parent and I know that my kid needs highly paid teachers, a library full of books with diverse characters, trans-inclusive bathrooms and extracurriculars, and a curriculum unpacking topics like systemic racism, colonial oppression, economic inequality, and climate change?

I'm just a simple woman with simple desires. I want a place to live, food to eat, and a 3 million dollar 8 node cluster 8xh200 lab setup.

anthropic is hiding thinking traces now

i wish deepseek had image support on the api already

A bunch of random dudes are gonna solve millennium prize problems like this and they're 100% not going to want to give them the prize and no one will even know who to give the prize to.