The sex police are now masters of Europe. Only gay sex operates outside the mandate. Oceans are now battlefields.

I try not to think about how The Dark Knight is a movie from 18 years ago, but a big conflict Batman and Lucius Fox face in that is whether to use everyone’s smartphones as unwitting surveillance tools. This tech is destroyed, as nobody should have such power. That’s not how 2026 superheroes think.

In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname

i eat pussy like i'm desperately trying to get all the cheese out of one of those cheese cups from taco bell

Hellcat Moon Knight Tigra Iron Man Julia Carpenter Jocasta Darkhawk It’s a bunch of c-listers and Iron Man, everyone is probably mad at Tony again for entirely justifiable reasons. I think making Hellcat and Tigra hang out would be funny, and I was Darkhawk to make stuff weird

Scott Free@scottfree.bsky.social · 18h ago

War Machine Quasar Starfox Crystal Quicksilver Namor Moondragon An ad hoc Avengers reserves team thrown together for some crisis. Just absolutely rancid vibes, while War Machine tries to keep them on track and Quasar regrets being there.

I’m gonna miss BioWare games, those were fun. Maybe that Casey Hudson studio can make some more after they finish that KotOR remake in 2030

Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 17h ago

EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest

To put that in perspective if that's completely finished on March 1st it'll be slightly under a billion and a half smackeroons.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 19h ago

The antitrust trial for the Warner Bros/Paramount merger will take place in March 2027. Paramount must begin paying WB shareholders $7M a day on Sept. 30 until the deal is complete.

You may know Earth-162 as the home of Superman-Red and Superman-Blue, but do you know what Supergirl was doing while that was going on? Find out here: blogofsupergirl.com/2026/08/03/s...

Oooh so the current Supergirl run is GOOD good. I see I see...

Alright friends, I touched briefly on this a couple of weeks ago but it's finally time to answer the burning question on everybody's mind. Which members of X-Force can cook or not? To keep the thread somewhat manageable this will only cover the first 50 or so issues of X-Force volume 1 🧵

Literally my main problem with the film! Lucius Fox draws a moral line, that this is something monstrous he’s unwilling to compromise on, and Spider-Man makes a cutesy joke about it!

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 2d ago

grimly funny that in The Dark Knight, Batman’s city-wide surveillance is the moral crucible, the point at which he has clearly gone too far, while in Brand New Day it’s just something that Spider-Man does.

A nineteen year old twink I work with ate an entire bag of cotten candy for lunch. He said he needed it. For his “whimsy”

Superboy Prime continues to be a *delight*

#themoreyouknow

I took the trash out to the dumpster and I was REWARDED

I’m just so bad at the insomniac Spider-Man games. I feel like you handed grandma the controller for Cruisn’ USA and she’s like, “Oh dear, there’s just so many buttons…”

I love Reactron but maybe you don’t know who he is. If you want to learn more, look no further than this: blogofsupergirl.com/2026/07/31/s...

Supergirl’s Arch-Enemy: Reactron

I’m not positive when I came to this conclusion, but for a while now I have held the belief that much like Superman has Lex Luthor and Batman has the Joker, Supergirl’s predominate vill…

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Spider-Man has *gotta* stop talking to the cops so much

My favorite local park is CLOSED until 2027 so they can work on “stream and basin improvements” and it’s killing me

Ben Bertoli 🫜@radishgames.com · 6d ago

Got the sticker for sick freaks

Extremely important reminder:

Peter honey stop aching your back like that. Aunt May is gonna have questions aside from the bruises. Whose makeup bag is that?

I just saw a new trailer for the sex is illegal movie and it says that they only made sex illegal THREE YEARS AGE This would not be identical to our world. There would be an ongoing resistance of sex havers. They would be bombing government buildings. This world building is shoddy!

Lord forbid you have to interact with a service worker. Call them back! Treat the person in front of you like they matter!!!

Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · last wk.

seem to really be getting crankier with age but I think I've come to absolutely hate people taking lengthy phone calls basically anywhere in public? fine if you're walking but if you're in one place, no one needs to hear about your entire life? god I'm so old, everyone is so annoying

Jesus, “Most of them just aren’t loud enough to claw their way out” is killing me. What a turn of phrase. What an idea. It’s like she’s a writer or something

victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27)@dirtbagqueer.rocks · 7d ago

there is a trans woman somewhere inside tom holland no doubt. there’s a trans woman inside most cis guys tbh. most of them just aren’t loud enough to claw their way out

i dont really enjoy being a cynic its not my nature i have sparkling pink hearts for blood cells but im not a fucking idiot either so

Me : we’ve had money for thousands of years this iust how humans chose to be 7yo : but they could choose something else Chat help im fighting for my life here

What if Reactron was a girl

Declaring that they have broken Zeus's law, I feed the men wearing Meta glasses to my giant snake. Once they've been swallowed, it burps all the glasses up at once, which land in a small pile. I leave this pile alone as a shrine and a warning to sailors: no pervert wearables on my island, thanks

I was talking to one of my coworkers about the new Legally Blonde spinoff show, and they said, “Yeah, I heard it fixed some problematic elements of the original.” The what? Legally Blonde? About the girl who goes to Harvard Law? I had to look it up-

It’s time to start telling people about the dragonflights of Azeroth. “So in the beginning, Neltharion the Earth Warder…no wait, we gotta go back farther. The Titan Sargeras was corrupted by the Nathrezim…”

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...