Castle Bravo
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the first draft of anything is shit
Most secret policemen look like any other bureaucrat but Yezhov can’t even take a walk along a canal without looking like an evil little freak. Stephen Miller has the same condition
Frances Meh@francesmeh.reviews · 4h agoi give ai a lot of shit for producing uncanny valley results but someone added nikolai yezhov into this historic photo of stalin walking along the moscow canal and i gotta say it's pretty convincing
If I’m this guy’s boss I’m seriously wondering what I’m paying for at this pont
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 19h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
“You know what would improve your social media experience? Being forced to interact with people who think you and all your friends should be put in camps”
Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨@ciaraioch.bsky.social · yesterday"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
So I’m not a business genius but if you call an all-hands company meeting to reassure everyone that everything is JUST FINE, first, why are you calling a meeting if everything’s fine, and second, maybe the canned questions to the CEO shouldn’t come from other senior execs
Once you realize most pickup trucks on dealer lots are meant to fill the same role as a luxury sedan, not a work truck, any actual luxury sedan
Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d agoWhat is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?
Call me a conspiracy theorist but it’s a funny coincidence that the British media and political elite lost their minds about trans people right when it was starting to break into public consciousness that the upper class of that country is riddled with nonces
Jordan@slclunk.com · yesterdayI can understand why the British political class is sad. Seems like they had very similar hobbies
I got a pack of the Aldi knockoff peanut butter patties on Friday and I still have some left please clap
You think the streets are dirty now wait until they’re covered with champagne corks and confetti when it finally happens
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
there is a strain of lefty discourse where you can’t come to any unflattering conclusions about the populace—those must be explained away by how they are being acted upon by capital—but I think you’ll understand things better if you understand capital can also exploit weaknesses it didn’t create
The thing about this box score isn’t how bad it the totals are, it’s that it took her 23 minutes to get them. What was she even doing out there?
Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao!@drewhamm5.bsky.social · 3d agoSorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete
Among the things to clean up after this is over, the university administrators who bent the knee to Trump need to be fired. If they’ve moved on to other institutions by then they need to be fired from there
Gregg Gonsalves@gregggonsalves.bsky.social · 3d agoNeed to have some frank talk about #Yale President McInnis, General Counsel Alexander Dreier and the trustees. First, they keep saying that they are compelled to enter into a settlement with the #Trump administration. Untrue. 1/
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Alexander is right, so presumably MAGA's next step will be the mass deportation of members of the Irish- and German-American diaspora
Christopher Nolan should coordinate with Disney so every three years or so we get a big loud capital-M Movie adaptation of some work of classical literature followed immediately by a Muppet version of the same story
They should invent a bike helmet that doesn’t make you look like Toad from Mario Kart
Rescued from a rip current by a couple of Christian surfers at Cape Hatteras
☀️@stel.energy · 4d agoquote this with a time a bystander helped you out
Weed habits of Star Trek DS9 characters: Ben Sisko: believes nothing eases the mind and soothes the soul like jambalaya, jazz, and a J
Castle Bravo@castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 2w agoWeed habits of Star Trek TNG characters: Picard: doesn’t disapprove, but not a regular user. Smoked it therapeutically while recovering from being assimilated. Smoked with Vash and that MILFy Baku lady from Insurrection but never with a member of his crew
If aliens invaded rn I think there’s a substantial number of people who’d greet them as liberators
Ok so I really liked The Odyssey BUT “This age of bronze is collapsing” is the kind of thing I’d attribute to Odysseus in a shitpost and they put it in the movie
In an ironic twist, I’m supposed to go see The Odyssey with my friend this afternoon but first her car tire went flat and now she’s out of gas. Just need a Scylla/Charybdis type thing with like a sinkhole and a bus accident
Open question for everyone saying we need to give in to the chuds ~a little bit~ on trans rights
Castle Bravo@castlebravoli7.gobirds.online · 6d agoWhere does this shit stop and what makes you think it stops before it gets to you
