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@catboots.co.uk

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posting art to instagram feels like i hand my art to a robot and it shows some of my friends and some cool people and they're like "nice" and then it takes the art down into a troglodyte cave and starts waving it around and it's a dice roll if the trogs get confused or enraged

I started filling out forms like I'm a confused old man who was just born yesterday and it's actually getting results. give me 100 hoops to jump through and i'll just walk directly into all of them saying I don't know where I am until eventually someone helps me

apparently if you do a little bit of something that needs doing and then get up and walk away and then huff and sulk and then go back to it and do a little more it does actually eventually get done

go get a haircut. a good moment, fix my hair up, make me feel good about myself. barber says he likes my shoes. thanks, barber. barber says he should get a pair like that now that he's getting old. devastating. incinerated. nothing remains of me but vapour emanating from a pair of comfy shoes.

I gotta try harder. I gotta take it easier. I gotta try harder. I gotta take it easier [beat comes in] I GOTTA TRY HARDER. I GOTTA TAKE IT EASIER. [pitch bending] I goTta TrY EaSiER I GottTa Take It HarDer