Everything is deadddd. What can I do with these apples, plums, blackberries, jojo berries?
Catsnbourbon
@catsnbourbon.bsky.social
Haven’t been able to resist sharing my BS with the world since 1997. 41 AF. True crime, wrestling, spooky stories, dark cottagecore, gardening, adventures, old houses, roadside attractions, food, bourbon & cats - obvs.
Barely ever achieving a vertical base these days 😂 #internationalcatday #caturday #cats #catsky #catday
WWE is the Fruit Loops of wrestling innit. It’s so colourful & artificial, it’s nice every now & then, but you couldn’t live off it. I enjoyed the ‘moments’ of Summerslam but that Dynamite on Wednesday was BEAUTIFUL. Full. Body. Chills during every match, every entrance…what a soul-filling vibe #AEW
AEW's Hook in Sunglasses
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The fact that Jade is still this fucking dog shit at wrestling but keeps getting pushed, while Sol Ruca makes a few little mistakes in her first main roster run & is immediately dragged, is disgusting. There is no comparison, & it’s embarrassing how bad they are at maximising talent #wwesmackdown
Sol Ruca
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Hear me out: a button on the bar that says ‘can I get a re-wine’ when pressed. You wouldn’t be able to pry it from our Molten Brown-soaked, middle aged rose-stained hands. Sales would triple overnight mate
Bo Selecta Character in Mask
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Forgotten childhood memory: unlocked!
Ray Harryhausen's stop-motion skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts are amazing even now. He animated the sequence by himself for more than four months -- without computers or even an easy way to check his work. We're looking into how he did it: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/how-ray-ha...
when people say "do your own research" they generally mean "do not trust anyone with any relevant training or experience"
I'm a full Professor of Immunology and fully vaccinated. I didn't get vaccinated out of obedience, but after decades of studying the immune system and evaluating all evidence. Calling that "lack of critical thinking" is not an argument. It's ideology masked as pretend intellect.
I’m sorry but that gear on Jade and Tiffany is obscene. I want to watch you wrestle, not worry about your tits falling out 🙄
Brock Lesnar, Mike Tyson, and Hulk Hogan shirts in the #wwesummerslam crowd. Is Minnesota ok?
Eden Wood's Gag Face on Toddlers & Tiaras
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Big Boss Man was my first crush; the signs were always there ⛓️💥😈⛓️💥
Big Boss Man Entrance on Smack Down
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Michigan had such a great opportunity to start an Andrade-esque ‘take your shoes off 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻’ chant for @speedballbailey.bsky.social during that #aewcollision match 😬
Jinny Jinnytty Clapping Feet on Bed
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We did it, we finally found the worst headline
Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
This PPV is exhausting. Quitting for the night before Jericho Ciampa 😴 The pace is too much man. #aewredemption
Me awake at 4am trying to doom scroll and avoid Redemption spoilers (unsuccessfully so far) 🫠
Jessica Fletcher: Run Gurl Run
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He nominated TK 😭😭😭😭 Rebel is making millionaires throw ice at themselves 😂♥️
Sting does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge - and nominates TK!!! ❤️ "Still working on that December 1997 tan! But happy to put that on pause to support our friend Rebel. 👊🏼🦂" #AEW
We are talking Bayley, WWE Unreal Season 3 and more at 2 PM ET!! www.youtube.com/live/UiUKGm0...
WWE Unreal: Season 3; Will Bayley Be The Next To Jump From WWE To AEW? | The Hump w/ SRS 7/22/26
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Today went well; just out here, roasting myself in the comments of my own documents 😤
WWE Unreal certainly lives up to its name! 10 mins in and my BS meter is broken 😂
Tim Gunn on Project Runway: Utterly Preposterous
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Got a bunch of Inside the Ropes wrestling magazines for sale! HMU if you’re interested 🥰 There’s a packaged old Powerslam in there too! #aew #wwe #njpw #tna #wrestling #wweraw #wwesmackdown #aewdynamite #aewcollision #collectables #magazines #forsale
If we can’t get ‘Aigghht, YEAH!’ over there’s no hope is there
Eli Drake LA Knight's Iconic 'Dummy, YEAH!'
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It’s actually INSANE how bad WWE are at booking paranormal characters. A cat? A cat in a cage? Did we learn nothing from the spider in a box? 😂😂😂 #wwesmackdown #danhausen
Uncle Howdy Wyatt Sicks
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BUT IF I GO OUTSIDE THERE'S WILDFIRES AND DIARRHEA LETTUCE
If you EVER get upset enough to write a post in all caps unironically, please put your phone down and go outside
I’m listening to this while Andy’s watching it - this is INCREDIBLE. Tony’s going off on Wikipedia level tangents, cracking quips and having a great time… this is amazing. I’m so glad so many people are having so much fun with Andy’s game. WILD to listen to TK play along with it too!!! #AEW
We're playing 5 STAR BOOKER with TONY KHAN on our 24-hr charity stream! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVCz...
I’m ok if I never see another Darby Allin match ever again. So bored of seeing him thrown around
Wrestling Aew
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