JvB

@causticcorner.bsky.social

Syncretic, cynic, dysthymic, pedantic, heretic, antinatalist, Anglo-Dutch. Loves cats, hates autocracy, hypocrisy, monarchy, religion, Christmas, and poor grammar.

Is this Portugal Spain game as dull as it seems on Spanish TV? Here they turn down the sound from the stadium and commentate absolutely non-fkn-stop. No atmosphere from the stands, just three voices talking, talking, talking incessantly.

PSA for those melting in the heatwave: Living in Mallorca, ceiling fans are transformative. We have aircon, but almost never need it. If you can't install a permanent fan, these light-fitting units are cheap and, for the price, highly effective.

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Friend of my fit and 'perfectly healthy' 70-year-old brother in law insisted he should have a PSA test. Wouldn't take no for an answer, rang and booked it on the spot. Several procedures later two years in, this friend probably saved his life.

Dear American followers. I love you. I love your country. I also just paid the equivalent of $123 to fill up my car entirely because your President can't release the Epstein files - cos he's in them - so decided to start a World War instead. Impeach him already, yeah?

Alistair Barrie@alistairbarrie.com · 2mo ago

I just paid NINETY-TWO POUNDS to fill up my car. Last week I turned down two gigs because they didn’t pay enough to get there. So, when the little card machine asks you if you’d like to donate 25p to charity, anyone else get an overwhelming desire to burn the petrol station to the ground? 😡😡😡

10 things you’d ban if you ruled the world. Mine: 1. Cruise ships 2. Warning stickers on car sun visors 3. Subs auto-renewals 4. Using speaker phones in public 5. Voting for people with an IQ below 100 6. The honours system 7. Mosquitos 8. Vaping 9. Religion 10. Musk,Trump, Putin, Farage, etc.