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Uncharismatic megafauna. Too fat to ride a horse, too poor to own a carriage. Buy my book, keep me off the streets: http://bit.ly/JMgibbons

If anyone's wondering what's the worst way to watch 'I Love Boosters' (2026), try renting it via a VPN because it's not available in Australia, fucking up the VPN process, only seeing 23 mins before a technical fault interrupts the streaming, then being unable to see the rest or get your money back.

Annoyingly, the only book by Magda Szabó (translated into English) that I don't have is both very rare and extremely expensive. These are the only 2 copies I can find, and I can't afford either of them. My life is a Shakespearean tragedy, etc etc

2 copies of her 'Night of the Pig-Killing', going for $550 and $1832.55 Aus respectively, as though I'm fucken made of bloody money

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

I've been waiting 8 years for a second book by Madame Nielsen to finally make it into English! And now I can't read it yet because of Prior Reading Commitments™, but I am very excited. Her 'The Endless Summer' is brilliant. Same excellent translator, too.

'Lamento' by Madame Nielsen, trans. Gaye Kynoch

Brittle comedy from 1965, skating over hidden depths of grief, loneliness and need, about a gay, black teenaged boy living with two mother figures outside Kalamazoo. Add frustrated sexuality, a conman 'psychic' and a pile of hidden resentments, and you get the darkest of farces.

'Ladies of the Rachmaninoff Eyes' by Henry Van Dyke

I love Carrington's fiction and art, but have read most of these short stories before. I got this for 'Down Below', her memoir of being trapped in a Francoist Spain mental hospital during WW2. Unfortunately it's a bit of a jumble-- (1 of 4)

'White Rabbits/Down Below' by Leonora Carrington

Hugely enjoyable alternative history crime novel, set in a Norman Conquestless universe where 'our' southern UK is a backward Saxon kingdom with Celtic reservations, and with a Scottish Norse kingdom north of 'the Wall'. Clever, dryly funny and imaginative. For fans of the marvellous 'Cahokia Jazz'.

'Pagans' by James Alistair Henry

Magda watches Arthur forcing down his morning bowl of honey. She remembers when they used to talk, when they used to touch. Now it's just honey all the time. All the doorknobs and drawer handles are sticky. All the spoons are glued together with crusted honey. There are angry bees at the door.

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